Twas the Night Before Playoffs...............

[Sam Sportboy]

......................and here as I sit
There's no suagar coating it
This team turned to shit
I left my draft; was happy with glee
Then the injury bug jumped up and royally fucked me
Down Foster! Down Martin! Down Cobb! DMC!
That bastard Kaps runs and throws like he can't see

Now can't blame it all on the injury bug
Oh wait here's my wife cuz I need a hug(was gonna use tug instead but that would have been in bad taste)
The wire was full of some fantasy gold
But me, well my pickups sucked,got hurt or were old
Bye Moreno, bye Stacy I need a new player
As these guys were started I was left with Leo Sayer (you try to make this shit rhyme)

The regular season's now a thing of the past
Usually making the playoffs is a sweet accomplishment and major blast
But not this year no, at least not for me
As I look at my matchups...............oh shit, gotta pee
Ahhh, all better now and I'm back
When you get old your bladder ain't jack

So will there be a miracle in my teams next three games
Or will they not show up and fill me with shame
As I finalize my line up and pray for some luck
I sit for a minute, hit accept and mutter "What the fuck"

Good luck guys!

 

[SteelersPride]

i lost alreeadyyyy

 

[TREFF]

Well Done Sam!

Guess you could've went with Gale Sayer (s), but even now, he might be a decent flex

 

[Microwahevo]

......................and here as I sit
There's no suagar coating it
This team turned to shit
I left my draft; was happy with glee
Then the injury bug jumped up and royally fucked me
Down Foster! Down Martin! Down Cobb! DMC!
That bastard Kaps runs and throws like he can't see

Now can't blame it all on the injury bug
Oh wait here's my wife cuz I need a hug(was gonna use tug instead but that would have been in bad taste)
The wire was full of some fantasy gold
But me, well my pickups sucked,got hurt or were old
Bye Moreno, bye Stacy I need a new player
As these guys were started I was left with Leo Sayer (you try to make this shit rhyme)

The regular season's now a thing of the past
Usually making the playoffs is a sweet accomplishment and major blast
But not this year no, at least not for me
As I look at my matchups...............oh shit, gotta pee
Ahhh, all better now and I'm back
When you get old your bladder ain't jack

So will there be a miracle in my teams next three games
Or will they not show up and fill me with shame
As I finalize my line up and pray for some luck
I sit for a minute, hit accept and mutter "What the fuck"

Good luck guys!

 

[Sam Sportboy]

Wait till I do "Blackmon the Red-Nosed Receiver"

 

[Bandit]

Great post Sam. Laughed out loud at least 3 times.

 

[Barilko]

Congrats Bandit on your promotion....

 

[averagejoe]

Just for Sam...

(To the tune of Holiday in Cambodia by Dead Kennedys.)

You ranked your players for a month or two
Draft to steal them all
Pitta, Cobb, Miller, Ball, and Schaub
With sleepers you've made a haul

Skip injury risks and take aim at Fitz
As the studs mount on your team
Braggin' that's a wrap cause you landed Colin Kaeps
After drafting A.J. Green

It's time to taste what you most fear
Tebow will not help this year
Your hurt guy's not cleared
Bench outscored your tier

It's a fantasy wreck in progress
But your team's not been told
It's a fantasy wreck in progress
Team went from hot to cold


(Best I could. My creativity was lacking. Feel free to edit.)

 

[Sam Sportboy]

Just for Sam...

(To the tune of Holiday in Cambodia by Dead Kennedys.)

You ranked your players for a month or two
Draft to steal them all
Pitta, Cobb, Miller, Ball, and Schaub
With sleepers you've made a haul

Skip injury risks and take aim at Fitz
As the studs mount on your team
Braggin' that's a wrap cause you landed Colin Kaeps
After drafting A.J. Green

It's time to taste what you most fear
Tebow will not help this year
Your hurt guy's not cleared
Bench outscored your tier

It's a fantasy wreck in progress
But your team's not been told
It's a fantasy wreck in progress
Team went from hot to cold


(Best I could. My creativity was lacking. Feel free to edit.)

Nice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Sam Sportboy]

Blackmon the Red-Nosed receiver
Had a very shiney nose
Until he spent all his money
Buying blow and high class ho's

All of the other receivers
Used to laugh and call him names
Said he was fucking stupid
For getting suspended all of those games

Then one foggy SB eve
Manning came to say
Blackmon with your nose so bright
I could use an 8ball tonight

Then how the Donkeys loved him
As the scored at will on the Niner's
Blackmon the Red-Nosed receiver
Can you get an 8ball for me

 

[Sam Sportboy]

For the record I think Blackmon could easily be a top 5 receiver if not for his issues..................

 

[tlance]

For the record I think Blackmon could easily be a top 5 receiver if not for his issues..................

No doubt.

I think my Redskins should trade for Blackmon and also acquire Richie Incognito. That would solve all their chemistry issues.

 

[leftypower]

You guys are great !!!!! I'd chime in with my version of 'Stafford in the snow' but it may take me a while to get over the 8 pt loss I suffered as a result of his pitiful performance..

 

[Sam Sportboy]

No doubt.

I think my Redskins should trade for Blackmon and also acquire Richie Incognito. That would solve all their chemistry issues.

Don't you mean chemical issues?

 

[tlance]

Don't you mean chemical issues?

Those too

 

[averagejoe]

Gotta tell ya... I'm feeling a little giddy this Tuesday.

1) My MBBRL team finally won a close game so no relegation for me.
2) Both of my two playoff teams won huge and advance.
3) Bears won.

 

[averagejoe]

Alright Sam, I added a second verse...

(To the tune of Holiday in Cambodia by Dead Kennedys.)

You ranked your players for a month or two
Draft to steal them all
Pitta, Cobb, Miller, Ball, and Schaub
With sleepers you've made a haul

Skip injury risks and take aim at Fitz
As the studs mount on your team
Braggin' that's a wrap cause you landed Colin Kaeps
After drafting A.J. Green

It's time to taste what you most fear
Tebow will not help this year
Your hurt guy's not cleared
Bench outscored your tier

It's a fantasy wreck in progress
But your team's not been told
It's a fantasy wreck in progress
Team went from hot to cold


TRich is a bust and Welker is concussed
You hope McFadden doesn't cave on you
Then Rodgers is sacked, his collarbone cracks
And now Blackmon's suspension renews

Spiller is a killer, Amendola's a reach
(D.) Wilson fumbles his job away
All Falcons are down, try to pick up McCown
Should you cut CJ1K?

There's a rank where you're number one
The waiver wire's where you get things done
You can't trade these bums
What you need is Valium

It's a fantasy wreck in progress
Where players are off on byes
It's a fantasy wreck in progress
Where grown men start to cry

 

[leftypower]

Here's my take - to the tune of Walking in a Winter Wonderland


He had Calvin Johnson,
Had Nate Burleson,
Pettigrew, and Bell,
but still went to hell,
Stafford sucking in a winter wonderland.


Gone away is winning this one,
Here to stay, a choice can't be undone.
Left Rivers on the bench,
and watched with dismay,
With Stafford sucking in a winter wonderland.


In the field he could build a snowman,
Then pretend it was Reggie Bush.
He'll say: man you seem fatter
We'll say: what it gonna matter?
You can't get the ball to him anyway.


Later on, I'll conspire,
And dream by the fire,
Of what could have been,
If a different choice was put in,
Before watching Stafford suck in a winter wonderland.

 

[Sam Sportboy]

Damn.................with all of the creativness we got going on here we should start our own ff website.

 

[leftypower]

Damn.................with all of the creativness we got going on here we should start our own ff website.

Yea - we really should look into that. Maybe have a tournament to determine a name and get the membership to participate .......