True Tales & Confessions - Sports Stars Editions (Subtitle: Best Lies in Sports Week)

[elocomotive]

Alright, so we have concluded an absolutely epic week of lies in sports. In the last week we've seen:
-Lance Armstrong admit to doping after years of vehement, "i'll sue you if you say otherwise" because "i'm not a doper" behavior
-Manti T'eo has committed one of the weirdest lies in sports history, saying he had a girlfriend who turned out not to exist
-Baseball writers said "you're all liars, none of you get in the Hall of Fame" to an era of steroid users
-And Tiger Woods proposed to Elin again and offered her $100+ mil to get back together

So, I was sitting here in my mansion running my hands across my wash board abs and thinking 'hmmm, what could commemorate this,' so I present to you:

TRUE TALES & CONFESSIONS - SPORTS STARS EDITION
Best Lies in Sports Week
Photo Captions of the True Confessions from Present and Past Sports Stars

The title is a little long, we're working on it. In any case... BEGIN!!

 

[elocomotive]

"You know, they fit fine. Haha. I just usually don't have this extra pair of gloves on underneath them."

 

[elocomotive]

"You know something... If I'm being honest... I leaned in my shoulder a little. Muaaahahahah.... muahhhahahaha...."

 

[elocomotive]

"Yes, I'm gay! Between all the hotties I dumped and all my interest in fashion, did you think I was straight? But I guess I'm not surprised many of you couldn't crack the code. It took most of you more than a decade to figure out George Michael. Honestly, people... I look FAB-U-LOUS!!!"

 

[elocomotive]

Not all at once, people.

 

[dash]

Hand of God, good goal...

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[IndyAndy]

"Of course I'm the most over-hyped, over-rated driver of the past decade: Who the hell hasn't figured that out by now!"

 

[puckhead]

"lol, I totally dove"

/too soon?

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Hand of Frog

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Originally Posted by DaBoltsNIsles
Hmm...

Is Luongo better than Nabokov? I'm not sure at this point & Nabby is 37.

 

[elocomotive]

"I tell them yesterday that you give premium effort every nights."

 

[elocomotive]

LOL!

 

[dash]

Hey Tom, did you fumble?

 

[elocomotive]

"I want to say again how important the fans are to us because... because uhhh... pffffffttt.. i can't do it! I can't do it anymore! I just don't care. Keep spending your money dopes. Bow down to your king! I'm the commish for life, bitches!!!"

 

[dash]

Guys, you want to be a MLB hitter, get plenty of rest, eat right, and have lots and lots of sex...

 

[awaz]

"i'm straight."

 

[blindbaby]

"Hey, I was brought here to score; scoring with a team mates ol' lady is all part of scoring".

 

[forty_three]

HA HA - Whenever me or my team was having trouble winning races, the FIA would just change the rules to whatever we were doing right!

Oh, and I hate Jacques Villeneuve because I can't carry his jock strap!

 

[dash]

Anybody else and it's a penalty, right Kerry?!?

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[forty_three]

Yeah, I burned the suit. Whatcha gonna do about it, bitch?

Let's DANCE