Triple Espresso of Coffee Talk

[jstewismybastardson]

Other way dotard

 

[Comeds]

Is he still looking at the eclipse?

 

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Strzok is getting grilled during this House Oversight Hearing, but he's holding firm thus far.

 

[forty_three]

Other way dotard

Putin must have blown the dog whistle.

 

[dash]

Is he still looking at the eclipse?

 

[elocomotive]

^
Her lawyer:

This was a setup & politically motivated. It reeks of desperation.

I think that's just generally what a strip club smells like. That, and the meatballs at the buffet.

 

[Comeds]

Wear Juggalo makeup to fool facial recognition software! Amy Adams tells us about her Sharp Objects! Saddam Hussein's favorite stand up comedians! LeSean McCoy's summer picnic tips! Alec Baldwin relaxation tips --- wait, does anyone proofread this shit or watch the news? LeSean McCoy? Now? I'm out here like an asshole reading this shit - it hurts my journalistic integ - oh we're live? - coming up on SportsHoopla Tonight!

 

[elocomotive]

Wear Juggalo makeup to fool facial recognition software! Amy Adams tells us about her Sharp Objects! Saddam Hussein's favorite stand up comedians! LeSean McCoy's summer picnic tips! Alec Baldwin relaxation tips --- wait, does anyone proofread this shit or watch the news? LeSean McCoy? Now? I'm out here like an asshole reading this shit - it hurts my journalistic integ - oh we're live? - coming up on SportsHoopla Tonight!

Gatorchip likes this bit

 

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Hope nothing comes of this...

Toronto police ramp up patrols near CN Tower over 'potential risk' | CBC News

 

[sabresfaninthesouth]

Hope nothing comes of this...

Toronto police ramp up patrols near CN Tower over 'potential risk' | CBC News

Wanted for questioning:

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Hope nothing comes of this...

Toronto police ramp up patrols near CN Tower over 'potential risk' | CBC News

Somebody must've threatened John Tavares.

Sharpening my knives as I speak.

 

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Wanted for questioning:

Their plan is to attack the nation's capital to free an American hostage

 

[dash]

I guess the Columbus DA didn't want to touch this case...

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Lol this the face of a guy who knows he ain't got shit to worry about.

 

[Comeds]

Gatorchip likes this bit

Well the ratings for week one came in and wow - are they bad. The show averaged a .4 share for the weeknight version and a .2 for the weekend. This all after the big Dove Beauty Bar ad tie in push. Dove Beauty Bar - For skin that looks soft, smooth and radiant, turn to the Dove Beauty Bar!

The Live +7 were a little better but still low in all demographics except for some reason the show did well with middle aged Hondurans. The affiliates say they are going to give the show time to find an audience but wit* numbers like these who knows how long?



*not a mistake - trying to be hipper

 

[KennyBanyeah]

I think that's just generally what a strip club smells like. That, and the meatballs at the buffet.

Those aren't meatballs!!

 

[forty_three]

I guess the Columbus DA didn't want to touch this case...

Mike DeWine just threw a fit of anger and punched a puppy.



I might give it a few days before I call my buddies over at the CPD. But I bet there are some great stories behind this. I wonder if the "vice" squad folks that went are the ones who normally go. I am going to bet not.

 

[KennyBanyeah]

Well the ratings for week one came in and wow - are they bad. The show averaged a .4 share for the weeknight version and a .2 for the weekend. This all after the big Dove Beauty Bar ad tie in push. Dove Beauty Bar - For skin that looks soft, smooth and radiant, turn to the Dove Beauty Bar!

The Live +7 were a little better but still low in all demographics except for some reason the show did well with middle aged Hondurans. The affiliates say they are going to give the show time to find an audience but wit* numbers like these who knows how long?



*not a mistake - trying to be hipper

Old squares like you shouldn't be doing the news on TV. Luckily Sam Malone has some constructive ways to be more hip!!

 

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Obligatory...

 

[KennyBanyeah]