Triple Espresso of Coffee Talk

[dash]

Yeah, Don, your wife is just waiting for you to die to take your money, I assume. There's no way she actually likes you.

 

[Comeds]

Stumptown, Colby Smulders - back 9 ordered baby!

Go Habs Go!

It would have been cool to be the one to tell Colby they were giving her the back 9!

 

[Comeds]

It would have been cool to be the one to tell Colby they were giving her the back 9!

lol, Im offsite today and set up about 3 feet from my female boss and now Im trying not laugh after making a vague anal sex joke

 

[mooger_35]

“I know mine wouldn't.”

Fact check = TRUE

 

[KennyBanyeah]

 

[KennyBanyeah]

^^^ except for the weird capitals that are kind of Trump-esque.

 

[forty_three]

“I know mine wouldn't.”

Fact check = TRUE

There it is, three years in. A true statement.

 

[puckhead]

^^^ except for the weird capitals that are kind of Trump-esque.

* witty joke about trump wanting to "pump kin" goes here *

 

[mooger_35]

This makes so much sense

 

[esls79]

This makes so much sense

Its a well known tax strategy to have your permanent domicile in FLA. Plus he can hang out at the Palm Isle - win win.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Its a well known tax strategy to have your permanent domicile in FLA. Plus he can hang out at the Palm Isle - win win.

Strong asset protection laws for those criminals out there

 

[Comeds]

I'm working on a joke about a auto tire center called "The Unforgettable Tire" (You Too Can save big!)

It's not done yet but when it is its going to be tremendous!

 

[elocomotive]

I'm working on a joke about a auto tire center called "The Unforgettable Tire" (You Too Can save big!)

Is that the one located on a street that doesn't have a name?

 

[KennyBanyeah]

I'm working on a joke about a auto tire center called "The Unforgettable Tire" (You Too Can save big!)

It's not done yet but when it is its going to be tremendous!

You'd lose a lot of business to St. Elmo's Tire.

 

[Comeds]

You'd lose a lot of business to St. Elmo's Tire.

The song fits the store too:

Gonna be your man in motion
All I need is a pair of wheels
Take me where the future's lying St. Elmo's Tire

 

[Comeds]

"Fun" fact - John Parr now works at a tire shop.

 

[KennyBanyeah]

I'm working on a joke about a auto tire center called "The Unforgettable Tire" (You Too Can save big!)

It's not done yet but when it is its going to be tremendous!

You'd lose a lot of business to St. Elmo's Tire.

The song fits the store too:

Gonna be your man in motion
All I need is a pair of wheels
Take me where the future's lying St. Elmo's Tire

Now, if you were to become the proprietor of a St. Elmo's Tire you could call yourself Elmo and have "tickle me Elmo" days as a promotion and there wouldn't be a goddam thing that HR could do about it.

Just spit balling here.

 

[KennyBanyeah]

Good thread.

 

[mooger_35]

 

[forty_three]

Wonder if it has anything to do with the fact that his removing troops for Daddy Putin's benefit almost botched 4 years worth of intel work and endangered the whole thing?