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forty_three

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This is actually true - I went to log into a new service desk portal we have here and before I submitted my request I just happened to glance up at my profile. It had me listed as Tina. Not sure yet if honest mistake or someone messing with me.

Been called worse though.....

Look at the bright side, now you can use either bathroom.
 

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Look at the bright side, now you can use either bathroom.

Yep I can do that; but in the state of Maryland - and this is true - a transgender person is not allowed to be an organ donor.*



*this is not true
 

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Yep I can do that; but in the state of Maryland - and this is true - a transgender person is not allowed to be an organ donor.*



*this is not true
What kind of organ are we talking about? A large church pipe organ or a Hammond B3?
 

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Yep I can do that; but in the state of Maryland - and this is true - a transgender person is not allowed to be an organ donor.*



*this is not true

Hey Tina!

I got an organ I can donate.

/Sorry it's just such a sexy name.... you know you want it!! Sorry, sorry. I gotta go see if there's an open stall in the men's room.
 

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So, this sort of changes things:
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All members of the pubic when scientists tell us something cool - "That's amazing!!! Thanks, science."

Some members of the public when scientists tell us bad news that may impact us - "These guys are just after grant money! Job killers!!!"
 

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All members of the pubic when scientists tell us something cool - "That's amazing!!! Thanks, science."

Some members of the public when scientists tell us bad news that may impact us - "These guys are just after grant money! Job killers!!!"
This post is a buzz killer
 

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I am at a meeting where they are talking about bone density loss as people age, I made a quip like 'what about boner density' and we all got a good chuckle out of that. I'm out in the hallway now thinking "about whether I really want to be here".
 

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Yeah, that is pretty massive and intense fire. There may be nothing left by the time this is done.

There would be if we let Trump solve the problem!


:L Just... just... my God, man.

Seems like someone wasn't raking the leaves around the cathedral properly.
 

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There would be if we let Trump solve the problem!


:L Just... just... my God, man.

Seems like someone wasn't raking the leaves around the cathedral properly.

He needs to shut the fuck up when grownups are talking.
 

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French authorities now clearing Quasimodo, but Khaleesi is wanted for questioning.

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