Triple Espresso of Coffee Talk

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lol

 

[KennyBanyeah]

lol

 

[scoutyjones2]

The wall...the wall...

NOGALES – Customs officers stationed at the commercial border crossing in Nogales made the largest fentanyl seizure ever recorded at any port of entry in the United States the day after President Donald Trump signed a bill putting an end to the longest government shutdown in history.

According to U.S. Customs and Border Protection, a canine officer alerted other officers to the presence of 254 pounds of fentanyl hidden inside an 18-wheeler carrying cucumbers, during a secondary inspection at the Mariposa port of entry just past noon on Saturday.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

First Romaine lettuce is killing the people ... now cucumbers are involved in a conspiracy to smuggle drugs ... BAN ALL VEGGIES!!!

/this message paid and brought to you by 8 year old Timmy Wilson

 

[jstewismybastardson]

BAN ALL VEGGIES!!!

/this message paid and brought to you by 8 year old Timmy Wilson

 

[Darkstone42]

The wall...the wall...

NOGALES – Customs officers stationed at the commercial border crossing in Nogales made the largest fentanyl seizure ever recorded at any port of entry in the United States the day after President Donald Trump signed a bill putting an end to the longest government shutdown in history.

According to U.S. Customs and Border Protection, a canine officer alerted other officers to the presence of 254 pounds of fentanyl hidden inside an 18-wheeler carrying cucumbers, during a secondary inspection at the Mariposa port of entry just past noon on Saturday.

Hey, that's near me!

And look! Border Control can do their job without a wall! And look! It happened at a commercial point of entry where a wall wouldn't matter anyway! And look! Statistics show that's how it's almost always brought in!

I've seen so many Trumpkins posting that news as support for a wall, but it's just a pile of evidence to a wall being unnecessary.

 

[sabresfaninthesouth]

Hey, that's near me!

And look! Border Control can do their job without a wall! And look! It happened at a commercial point of entry where a wall wouldn't matter anyway! And look! Statistics show that's how it's almost always brought in!

I've seen so many Trumpkins posting that news as support for a wall, but it's just a pile of evidence to a wall being unnecessary.

They're already spinning it into "that's because the wall forces even more of them to come to commercial points of entry" to explain their 'logic'.

 

[forty_three]

They're already spinning it into "that's because the wall forces even more of them to come to commercial points of entry" to explain their 'logic'.

The wall that doesn't exist yet?

 

[thedddd]

The wall that doesn't exist yet?

Come on now don't let logic get in the way of a narrative.

 

[sabresfaninthesouth]

The wall that doesn't exist yet?

Come on now don't let logic get in the way of a narrative.

Some wall = big bust.

Ergo, more wall = bigger bust.

 

[KennyBanyeah]

The wall that doesn't exist yet?

The wall is just so perfectly, and I mean it's perfect, it really is, so perfectly transparent that the fake news can't even see it.

So under President Trump's guidance instead of 60 pound bags of stuff flying over the invisible wall they stuffed them in with a bunch of Mexican cucumbers, which are really tomatoes.. nobody..very few people know that, that they're tomatoes in Mexico. I do but I'm a really smart guy. That's why America loves me.. well there are lots of reasons really but that's one. I know about cucumbers and tomatoes, probably more than any president ever. Then our wonderful border people, mostly men to be honest, hear about this and they go onto the truck and they know now that those weren't cucumbers, they're tomatoes. They say 'those aren't cucumbers!!' And Bam!! A big bust of Fanta... 2 million pounds was it? A LOT of Fanta is seized. And it's just safer here now.

Any other stupid questions?

 

[Comeds]

I'm tired of all this negativity, always bad stuff. I think March should be Healthy Breast Awareness month. I'm going to talk to the HR girls Monday.

 

[forty_three]

 

[puckhead]

her name should not be redacted.
that lady deserves to be told whassup

 

[forty_three]

Miriam Adelson was awarded Medal of Freedom after donating $500k to Trump aides’ legal expenses

 

[KennyBanyeah]

 

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Tiger won't win another major.

 

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In other news, this is borderline criminal...

The Trump administration said in a court filing that reuniting thousands of migrant children separated from their parents or guardians at the U.S.-Mexico border may not be "within the realm of the possible."

The filing late Friday from Jallyn Sualog, deputy director of the department of Health and Human Services' Office of Refugee Resettlement, was an ordered response in an ACLU lawsuit challenging the government's separation of at least 2,737 children of migrants detained at the border since summer 2017.

Sualog said her office doesn't have the resources to track down the children, whose numbers could be thousands more than the official estimate.

Lee Gelernt, the ACLU's lead attorney in the suit being heard by U.S. District Court Judge Dana Sabraw in San Diego, called the response "shocking."

“The Trump administration’s response is a shocking concession that it can’t easily find thousands of children it ripped from parents, and doesn’t even think it’s worth the time to locate each of them," he said in a statement. "The administration also doesn’t dispute that separations are ongoing in significant numbers."

Tracking down separated migrant children improbable, government says

 

[KennyBanyeah]

In other news, this is borderline criminal...

The Trump administration said in a court filing that reuniting thousands of migrant children separated from their parents or guardians at the U.S.-Mexico border may not be "within the realm of the possible."

The filing late Friday from Jallyn Sualog, deputy director of the department of Health and Human Services' Office of Refugee Resettlement, was an ordered response in an ACLU lawsuit challenging the government's separation of at least 2,737 children of migrants detained at the border since summer 2017.

Sualog said her office doesn't have the resources to track down the children, whose numbers could be thousands more than the official estimate.

Lee Gelernt, the ACLU's lead attorney in the suit being heard by U.S. District Court Judge Dana Sabraw in San Diego, called the response "shocking."

“The Trump administration’s response is a shocking concession that it can’t easily find thousands of children it ripped from parents, and doesn’t even think it’s worth the time to locate each of them," he said in a statement. "The administration also doesn’t dispute that separations are ongoing in significant numbers."

Tracking down separated migrant children improbable, government says

That is horrific. It's obviously not firsthand news for me but if the allegations presented in that article are factual then it goes beyond criminal. I think that's a "war" crime type of thing.

 

[Comeds]

Tiger won't win another major.

For some reason the last line makes me laugh. Kind of out of nowhere.

We had soup for lunch.

Jack had TP on his shoe.

Presidential mulligan is a real thing.