Torts to the Nucks (Done)

[mattola]

Not so fast, he was referring to trading for Derek Dorsett.

lol

 

[jstewismybastardson]

in case you were wondering if there were any tortorella stories on tort.co ... errr ... i mean ... canucks.com

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

This...I don't know how this matchup is going to work. Torts and the Canucks? That's like...that's like...actually, you know what? Get back to me on that. I'll think of something.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

ooof ... 5 year contract for torts

 

[mattola]

ooof ... 5 year contract for torts

that is alot of Tortorella

 

[jstewismybastardson]

wow ... sedins will kill penalties

 

[mattola]

Sedins are going to kill penalties and block shots


ooof interesting

 

[mattola]

wow ... sedins will kill penalties

they killed penalties in the Crow days didnt they?

 

[dash]

ooof ... 5 year plan for stalin

All Sedins are equal, but some are more equal than others.

 

[mattola]

AV and Torts talk every second day I love Torts answer to that.

 

[dash]

Any word on money (I have to think Torts is getting the same if not more than AV)

 

[jstewismybastardson]

they killed penalties in the Crow days didnt they?

yup ... they did in Crows final year 05-06

/team was 18th in pk that year

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Any word on money (I have to think Torts is getting the same if not more than AV)

Elliot Pap (his friends call him the shmeer) asked Gillis if it was same dollars as AV ... all Gillis said was "Elliot!!!"

 

[jstewismybastardson]

cam charron asked Tortorella if he ever went to the website "behind the net dot com" ... Torts said "whats that?"

he then asked a condescending question about whether Torts believed in starting his offensive player in the offensive zone and his defensive players in the defensive zone ... which Torts answered so Cam Charron is having a smarmy nerd chuckle to himself on twitter

 

[dash]

Hmmm - Can Torts do the same for Daniel and Henrik that he did for Brad Richards? Only time will tell.

 

[forty_three]

Hmmm - Can Torts do the same for Daniel and Henrik that he did for Brad Richards? Only time will tell.

Don't forget the high end performance he got out of Gaborik.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

looks like don taylor is the new brooksie ...however Taylor doesnt go to games so ...

Don Taylor tried to get Torts to bite on Larry Brooks. "You want me to rehab myself and you start that crap"

 

[dash]

looks like don taylor is the new brooksie ...however Taylor doesnt go to games so ...

Don Taylor tried to get Torts to bite on Larry Brooks. "You want me to rehab myself and you start that crap"

Torts will meet Taylor at the closest bus stop outside of Rogers Arena (lol)

 

[jstewismybastardson]

News1130 Sports ‏@News1130Sports now Sportsnet reports that #Canucks have asked and received permission to talk to Rangers Assistant Coach Mike Sullivan

assistant

/Sullivan can shadow Bure when the team retires his number this season

 

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