too soon for an NFL thread?

[elocomotive]

Not all Ravens fans are irrational. Just my wife's family. And everyone I went to school with. And everyone I ever worked with there. And most of my old neighbors.

I find the mood swings they go through comical. Sue me. They are like Sabres fans, but with success.

(sniff)

(sniff, sniff)

I thought I smelled litigation this morning!

 

[elocomotive]

And go ahead and send eloco after me. I will start a petition to have bike share programs declared unconstitutional so his hippy ass will have to walk to work.

What the fuck? A buy one god damn pair of Merrells and now I'm a hippy?!? I haven't been called that since I was an intern for a Republican gubernatorial campaign in the 90s.

You're both great, 43 and Comeds. I picked up both of you in my SportsHoopla fantasy poster league. I think we can all agree that every fan base has dumb fans, but that the Redskins have fewer than all others.

 

[dash]

I think we can all agree that every fan base has dumb fans, but that the Redskins have fewer than all others.

Good looking fans as well...

 

[elocomotive]

Good looking fans as well...

Thank you, Dash. This just gave me a great idea for a Redskins video.

 

[Comeds]

What the fuck? A buy one god damn pair of Merrells and now I'm a hippy?!? I haven't been called that since I was an intern for a Republican gubernatorial campaign in the 90s.

You're both great, 43 and Comeds. I picked up both of you in my SportsHoopla fantasy poster league. I think we can all agree that every fan base has dumb fans, but that the Redskins have fewer than all others.

Thanks man, youre aces in my book. But I dont want to be in any league that will have me as a member. Well except for the Hair Club For Men. (no one can even tell! And I can swim with it!)

 

[DaBoltsNIsles]

What's the over/under on how many games RGIII plays this season?

 

[forty_three]

What the fuck? A buy one god damn pair of Merrells and now I'm a hippy?!? I haven't been called that since I was an intern for a Republican gubernatorial campaign in the 90s.

You're both great, 43 and Comeds. I picked up both of you in my SportsHoopla fantasy poster league. I think we can all agree that every fan base has dumb fans, but that the Redskins have fewer than all others.

You share bikes. That's communist. And communists are hippies. Basically.

And the Redskins *DO* have fewer fans. That is undeniable.

 

[Slimpikins]

You share bikes. That's communist. And communists are hippies. Basically.

And the Redskins *DO* have fewer fans. That is undeniable.

Communists are hippies with conviction.

 

[Vadered]

Just throwing this out there.

 

[KennyBanyeah]

^^^^^

 

[mattola]

lol

 

[forty_three]

 

[dash]

I guess the Cowboys are still poopy?

/Need confirmation from Biz

 

[IndyAndy]

I guess the Cowboys are still poopy?

/Need confirmation from Biz

Let's put it this way:

 

[dash]

I'm shocked that Ditka is taking Da Bears today...

 

[Vadered]

One more day until the 2013 season is one game closer to being over.

I mean, yeah, the Eagles COULD beat the Washington Indigenous Peoples - we have McCoy and Jackson, and Vick hasn't always been terrible - but I'd put it as a non-likely situation. We have a new coach, Vick has been terrible lately, and oh yeah, RG3 (why, oh why did we not draft Russel Wilson last year). I'll watch the game tomorrow night and cheer on the Green, but I expect to be seeing green by the time the night is done.

The season is upon us, ladies and gentlemen! The first football contests of the 2013 season start in 25 minutes! (Yes, I'm aware of Thursday between the Ravens and Broncos, but I think we can all agree that was no contest). To all other teams (except the other NFC East teams), I wish you the best of luck and a successful season. To the other NFC East teams, I hope your teams all fail terribly. I'm talking make-people-forget-butt-fumble terrible.


Never forget.

 

[esls79]

LOLions

 

[elocomotive]

I'm shocked that Ditka is taking Da Bears today...

I saw that and Ray Lewis picked the Ravens. So did Berman for some reason (he actually picked 49ers v. Ravens, wow, ballsy, god I hate that fucking idiot).

 

[elocomotive]

Saints just got the worst ball spot I've ever seen. The referee marked the wrong spot to beign with, and I watched him not run parallel but back almost half a yard. They missed the first down by about 8 inches and were stuffed on 4th.

 

[dash]

What's the record for safeties on a NFL Sunday? I think I see three already today.