tOfficial Night Shift Thread

[TheRobotDevil]

i need a line change tck

 

[ForkEmBucky]

TCK...report to flashchat or we'll all rep you. All 12 of us.

 

[WestEndVol]

First time in the flash chat, I'll have to visit there more often.

 

[TheRobotDevil]

felt kinda bad tonight i literally scared the piss out of a coworker

 

[WestEndVol]

lol, what did you do?

 

[ForkEmBucky]

The note on the back wars started tonight. I think people are tired of working.

 

[TheRobotDevil]

lol, what did you do?

hid in his locker before he came in at the end of the night and when he opened the door i grabbed his arm and screamed "the devils" didnt know he was going to jump scream like a girl and wet his pants

 

[ForkEmBucky]

LOL jebus....

 

[ForkEmBucky]

I did something similar. Snuck around two guys while their vision was blocked. Their work area is raised. Reached under some particle board to put a post-it on one of their backs right before break...the guy he was talking to saw my arm and was like "Woh what the hell!"

 

[TheRobotDevil]

i had a hard time not laughing while i was waiting for him to open the locker door

 

[TheRobotDevil]

I did something similar. Snuck around two guys while their vision was blocked. Their work area is raised. Reached under some particle board to put a post-it on one of their backs right before break...the guy he was talking to saw my arm and was like "Woh what the hell!"

we're ninjas

 

[WestEndVol]

That would've scared the hell out of me also.

 

[TheRobotDevil]

That would've scared the hell out of me also.

i felt bad all the guys at work saw him piss his pants I didnt expect it to be that bad

 

[ForkEmBucky]

i felt bad all the guys at work saw him piss his pants I didnt expect it to be that bad

Yea dude, you should feel bad. LMAO

You should still laugh a little, though.

 

[TheRobotDevil]

the fact that the guy is a douche makes it worth it

 

[WestEndVol]

the fact that the guy is a douche makes it worth it

Ah, well then, I hope he shat himself also.

 

[ForkEmBucky]

the fact that the guy is a douche makes it worth it

There it is!

 

[TheRobotDevil]

Hot Pocket 1834 up, 767 down

The act of shitting inside a fold-out couch and then re-closing it, leaving it for an unsuspecting guest. (see similar terms: "upper-decker", "mexican waffle", "trunk muffin")
That drunk guy that slept over last night left us a hot pocket.

 

[TheRobotDevil]

gotta get to bed one more day of work to get through

 

[ForkEmBucky]

gnight, I'm done too