tOfficial Night Shift Thread

[KillerVee]

Vee, you should just start packing heat.

My little brother is a total gun enthusiast and has a permit to carry a concealed weapon. He came to live with me a few months last year and I live in an "urban" area. God love him, anytime I wanted to walk to Subway or the corner store, he'd insist on walking with me with his gun tucked in under his shirt. I felt it was really, really unnecessary. Usually I just flash the scowl at a motherfucker and they leave me alone. I walk with purpose.

 

[slim]

Damn. Well now I'm nervous. I guess I'll just wait until it's warm out and invite her down for a grill out with the other neighbors. I think it's actually supposed to be 60 on Sunday anyway.

That option actually sounds the best to me. Groups are way less intimidating

 

[ChiefWhiteHorse]

Is that even still legal in San FranRussia???

More like San FranChino...

Ruskies stick to alaska and the crappiest corner of the country.

 

[Forty_Sixand2]

More like San FranChino...

Ruskies stick to alaska and the crappiest corner of the country.

....more a communist reference but OK...

 

[slim]

My little brother is a total gun enthusiast and has a permit to carry a concealed weapon. He came to live with me a few months last year and I live in an "urban" area. God love him, anytime I wanted to walk to Subway or the corner store, he'd insist on walking with me with his gun tucked in under his shirt. I felt it was really, really unnecessary. Usually I just flash the scowl at a motherfucker and they leave me alone. I walk with purpose.

Niiiiice.

 

[Rusty Kuntz]

I'm glad I live in a state where people still like guns, or I'd be effed.

 

[KillerVee]

Host an intervention. Just show up with all the neighbors and be like "Snap out of it, lady! Get yourself together!"

 

[ChiefWhiteHorse]

My little brother is a total gun enthusiast and has a permit to carry a concealed weapon. He came to live with me a few months last year and I live in an "urban" area. God love him, anytime I wanted to walk to Subway or the corner store, he'd insist on walking with me with his gun tucked in under his shirt. I felt it was really, really unnecessary. Usually I just flash the scowl at a motherfucker and they leave me alone. I walk with purpose.

Hmm... You could always get an Asp.

 

[Forty_Sixand2]

OK, we are going to bed.....peace out folks....

 

[KillerVee]

Niiiiice.

You just missed my old avatar which was me scowling. It was frightening everyone so I had to take it down.

 

[ForkEmBucky]

G'night

 

[ChiefWhiteHorse]

....more a communist reference but OK...

China is still communist... At least in name.

 

[Forty_Sixand2]

You just missed my old avatar which was me scowling. It was frightening everyone so I had to take it down.

I showed her the pic on twitter.....

 

[slim]

Dear God, how did it get to be 4am.... goodnight all!!!

 

[KillerVee]

I showed her the pic on twitter.....

You're either very quick or you're being weird....

 

[Forty_Sixand2]

You're either very quick or you're being weird....

I showed it earlier when you started posting....huh???

 

[KillerVee]

Guys. I think 46 is trying to recruit me into some weird e-threesome.

 

[ChiefWhiteHorse]

Lol don't flatter yourself. He's actually a member of a fringe cult called the Snake Handlers. They ask god for protection, and then pull a rattlesnake out of a bag.

You're being recruited...

 

[Rusty Kuntz]

Lol don't flatter yourself. He's actually a member of a fringe cult called the Snake Handlers. They ask god for protection, and then pull a rattlesnake out of a bag.

You're being recruited...

LOL

I've seen something like that done in a Southern church.

 

[ChiefWhiteHorse]

LOL

I've seen something like that done in a Southern church.

Shit's crazy.

Also, my buddy's girlfriend keeps posting "parenting" related gifs/funny vids/webcomics and shit on his facebook wall. He also just told me he doesn't plan on staying with her long term.