tOfficial Night Shift Thread

[Darkstone42]

Sure.

hmmmmnalahopnotop! hmmmmmnalahopnotop! May the fire of a billion suns melt your spectroscopy homework should it ever near completion!!!

Did I do that right?

Works for me.

I don't think it should be difficult, but I can't figure out what my professor is even asking in any of these questions...

 

[ForkEmBucky]

Matt Stafford threw some passes from the roof of ESPN while there filming a "This is Sportscenter" commercial with Hairy Dawg...

LOL @ the chick making it look easy while all the out of shape dudes trip over themselves.

 

[Darkstone42]

 

[Brasky]

I'm extremely baked.

 

[ChiefWhiteHorse]

I always am this time of night. What you think you're special or somethin ese?

 

[ForkEmBucky]

 

[ChiefWhiteHorse]

 

[goDAWGSsicem]

 

[ChiefWhiteHorse]

Where's my god damn nobel prize.

 

[ForkEmBucky]

Where's my god damn nobel prize.

Are you operating that with a cat/bread power?

 

[ChiefWhiteHorse]

I've got an anti friction machine.

 

[Darkstone42]

I've got an anti friction machine.

Your anti-friction machine uses friction to operate, though...

 

[ChiefWhiteHorse]

Your anti-friction machine uses friction to operate, though...

No... It's push button start.

 

[ForkEmBucky]

here's a live version from a while back, drunk. Note the shirt.

 

[ForkEmBucky]

Ah fuck, wrong thread.

 

[goDAWGSsicem]

Where's my god damn nobel prize.

They gave it to Obama. Sorry, Samuel L Jackson suggested it.

 

[ChiefWhiteHorse]

My acceptance speech "You an' I, we ain't so diffrent. We all eat, sleep, raise our kids, make love from time ta time... and warsh."

 

[ForkEmBucky]

No... It's push button start.

Yea but after it starts....it begins rubbing itself down to useless nubs.

 

[ChiefWhiteHorse]

Yea but after it starts....it begins rubbing itself down to useless nubs.

It uses a special natural-law bending polymer. That's how space age it is.

 

[Darkstone42]

No... It's push button start.

It's the Rutherford model of machines is what it is.