tOfficial Night Shift Thread

[ChiefWhiteHorse]

Night sir. Stay safe and such.

 

[li0lsh]

How many times has everyone jerked off tonight in honour of the valentine they don't have?

 

[ForkEmBucky]

I haven't decided who yet.

 

[ChiefWhiteHorse]

Me and my ladyfriend celebrated Sunday to beat the traffic.

 

[ForkEmBucky]

Me and my ladyfriend celebrated Sunday to beat the traffic.

What traffic? Stork traffic?

 

[ChiefWhiteHorse]

LOL we went out to dinner Sunday.

 

[ForkEmBucky]

Goddamn. Watching Henry Kissinger and Charlie Rose right now. Kissinger is one boring mofo.

 

[ChiefWhiteHorse]

You should get ahold of this movie and watch it. You might find it funny...

 

[ForkEmBucky]

You should get ahold of this movie and watch it. You might find it funny...

You're kind of a dick on occasion.

I like it.

 

[ChiefWhiteHorse]

... I am?

 

[ForkEmBucky]

... I am?

I wasn't sure if you were making fun of me so I just took a stab in the dark.

 

[Darkstone42]

Curse my spectroscopy homework...

 

[ChiefWhiteHorse]

No I'm being serious. It's a movie parodying cults and religion in general... it's set up kind of like a History Channel Documentary mixed with a corny Biology video. It's interesting.

 

[ForkEmBucky]

Curse my spectroscopy homework...

Sure.

hmmmmnalahopnotop! hmmmmmnalahopnotop! May the fire of a billion suns melt your spectroscopy homework should it ever near completion!!!

Did I do that right?

 

[ForkEmBucky]

No I'm being serious. It's a movie parodying cults and religion in general... it's set up kind of like a History Channel Documentary mixed with a corny Biology video. It's interesting.

I will definitely look into it. You should NOT listen to Henry Kissinger speak. Just read a transcript of anything he happens to say. You will find yourself doing this...

Even Charlie Rose looked a little pissed off.

 

[ChiefWhiteHorse]

It's a little... out there though.

 

[ForkEmBucky]

Robert Kagan on the other hand. That man just made me feel a lot better about my country.

 

[ForkEmBucky]

It's a little... out there though.

Right. Watch it while under the influence. Got it.

 

[ChiefWhiteHorse]

LOL that'd make it more enjoyable.

 

[goDAWGSsicem]

Matt Stafford threw some passes from the roof of ESPN while there filming a "This is Sportscenter" commercial with Hairy Dawg...