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Game Thread: tOfficial NEBRASKA CORNHUSKERS vs. #>25 Oregon Ducks – 09/09/17 - 4:30 PM EST - Fox

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Ducks: The “Trojan Horses” of H5N1 influenza

Ducks: The “Trojan Horses” of H5N1 influenza

If you are cheering for the ducks, you are cheering for the flu. In 2007–2008, there were 14 human cases of HP H5N1 virus infection and 10 deaths.

Ducks are proven killers.

Cheer for Nebraska to help eradicate the ducks from further infecting the PAC 12.
 

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This is the Oregon mascot you want to see around 5 pm or so

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Started waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay 2 early.
 

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Q: Why do Oregon grads keep their diplomas on their dashboards? A: So they can park in handicap spaces.

Q: Why did the Oregon regents decide to cover Autzen Stadium in cardboard? A: Because the Ducks always look better on paper.

Q: Why do Ducks football players use body heat activated deodorant? A: Because it's the closest they will come to getting a "Degree".

Q: Why did Oregon disband its water polo team? A: All the horses drowned.

Q: What's the one thing that keeps Oregon football players from graduating? A: Going to Class.

Q: Why do Ducks fans smell so bad? A: So blind people can hate them too.

Q: What's the difference between Autzen Stadium and a cactus? A: The cactus has its pricks on the outside.

Finally,

Q: How do you make University of Oregon cookies? A: Put them in a big Bowl and beat for 3 hours
 

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Unless the defense last week was holding back and playing at half speed, I don't know how the Huskers hold Oregon under 50.
I hope I'm wrong.

Mostly because the OD meltdown would be epic.
 

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Unless the defense last week was holding back and playing at half speed, I don't know how the Huskers hold Oregon under 50.
I hope I'm wrong.

Mostly because the OD meltdown would be epic.

My exact feelings. Although I think Oregon only gets 49.

Just have to hope that Leavitt did not do a Pelini and make the Oregon defense really good.

Keep the Oregon Offense in the locker room by using the AC Unit(Tre Bryant). He keeps the other team's offense cold and keeps on running.
 

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Unless the defense last week was holding back and playing at half speed, I don't know how the Huskers hold Oregon under 50.
I hope I'm wrong.

Mostly because the OD meltdown would be epic.

What will OD be like if Oregon wins?
 

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Ducks: The “Trojan Horses” of H5N1 influenza

Ducks: The “Trojan Horses” of H5N1 influenza

If you are cheering for the ducks, you are cheering for the flu. In 2007–2008, there were 14 human cases of HP H5N1 virus infection and 10 deaths.

Ducks are proven killers.

Cheer for Nebraska to help eradicate the ducks from further infecting the PAC 12.




Hey, leave the Trojans out of this dumpster fire
 

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Jesus Christ
Are Nebraska fans going to actually participate in a Game Thread outside of their team boards????

You know what this calls for don't you..........



















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Thank god. I thought you were gonna say "the list"
 

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Meanwhile, on the Duck Bored, the last post was from November of 2016 by HuskerPower52.

I guess they ran out of T Shirts.
 

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I had too many pops last night
 
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