tOfficial Huskers Bullshit Thread

[HawkeyeHater]

I is sitting on me couch sir...........


I can't hurt nobody........

 

[oaknightshockey1]

i have decided that i know what i know, and trying to kill myself studying tonight won't help me anyways. i need a drink.

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

Now the only question remains...................to funnel the drink into your butt for quicker intoxication, or not to?

 

[HawkeyeHater]

Funneling down your mouth is a lot easier and almost as fast...........



but gay fuckers like JJM prefer the ass method cuz..... 1. They get a excuse to stick something up there ass........ and 2..... It works a smidge bit faster.

 

[chucksker]

 

[oaknightshockey1]

i chose the mouth method, in case anyone was wondering

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

Funneling down your mouth is a lot easier and almost as fast...........



but gay fuckers like JJM prefer the ass method cuz..... 1. They get a excuse to stick something up there ass........ and 2..... It works a smidge bit faster.

Spoken like someone who definitely has experience with both procedures

 

[HawkeyeHater]

I was not curious sir....... what ye do with your own funnel is yourn own business.... Just giving you some info that JJM neglected to share......

 

[24seven]

How ma Huskers be rollin 2nite?

 

[HawkeyeHater]

Spoken like someone who definitely has experience with both procedures

I'll never party with that crazy bitch again.......


She's a crack whore now anyway.....

 

[oaknightshockey1]

musta been some partying if she had to start being a crack whore after...

 

[HawkeyeHater]

better that turning them into lesbos??????

 

[oaknightshockey1]

i guess. now for my personal problem...they picked up my cable box today because i won't use it over the summer...so that means i couldn't watch the hockey games tonight, and i don't have HD. i'm trying to watch sportscenter right now, but it is almost painful compared to what i am used to.

and yes, i realize how stupid of a complaint this is.

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

I'm going to clean my ears out right now............it's going to feel good en sech

 

[Brasky]

Where you guise at?

I guess I'll mosey on over to the cooler.

 

[oaknightshockey1]

checking in

 

[24seven]

Some kind of virus killed all the Huskers?

 

[oaknightshockey1]

wow thought someone might have plorsted...guess i'll just go to bed

 

[Red_Alert]

mernin'

 

[FNG]

mernin'

morning RA and huskers nation