T'Official 2015 - 2016 NFL thread

[puckhead]

Hey RGIII, how was your evening?

 

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Cris Carter, you have sum xplainin`to do...

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Cris Carter, you have sum xplainin`to do...

I gotta give props to Mitch Berger ... he has been calling carter (and warren sapp) out for years as being an asswipe of a person

 

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I gotta give props to Mitch Berger ... he has been calling carter (and warren sapp) out for years as being an asswipe of a person

He didn't hold back this morning in the cesspool (I heard a snippet over the lunch hour)

 

[pixburgher66]

Russell Wilson claims “Recovery Water” healed his head injury

Eff off, you snake oil salesman. Holy crap, you're an irresponsible idiot. THANKS RUSS. THANKS.

 

[sabresfaninthesouth]

Russell Wilson claims “Recovery Water” healed his head injury

Eff off, you snake oil salesman. Holy crap, you're an irresponsible idiot. THANKS RUSS. THANKS.

If he's an investor in the company and/or a paid spokeman, he may have just run afowl of FDA rules too.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

when i saw the "recovery water" headline I thought for sure RWil was going down the "Holy water saved my brain" route

 

[Nasty_Magician]

 

[KennyBanyeah]

Russell Wilson claims “Recovery Water” healed his head injury

Eff off, you snake oil salesman. Holy crap, you're an irresponsible idiot. THANKS RUSS. THANKS.

 

[DaBoltsNIsles]

He didn't hold back this morning in the cesspool (I heard a snippet over the lunch hour)

What I don't understand is why ESPN doesn't fire any of these guys? Curt Schilling got suspended. Same goes for Britt McHenry & Stephen A. Smith. Carter hasn't even been suspended.

 

[pixburgher66]

If he's an investor in the company and/or a paid spokeman, he may have just run afowl of FDA rules too.

Those are a thing? Interesting. Now I'm curious as to what they dictate. Also going to look up this Recovery Water BS and see what's actually in it. There's a lot of these products outside the FDAs realm, they just can't say "cure" essentially.

 

[KennyBanyeah]

Aren't these claims about the water really just proof that Russell's brain hasn't really recovered at all??

 

[KennyBanyeah]

Russell Wilson Says This New Product Called “Recovery Water” Magically Healed His Concussion After The NFC Championship Game, Russell Wilson Is Officially A Full Blown Crazy Person

 

[sabresfaninthesouth]

Those are a thing? Interesting. Now I'm curious as to what they dictate. Also going to look up this Recovery Water BS and see what's actually in it. There's a lot of these products outside the FDAs realm, they just can't say "cure" essentially.

That's a good point is that it might fall outside the FDA realm since it's probably marketed as a supplement or some such nonsense that FDA has no jurisdiction over.

 

[pixburgher66]

"Electro-kinetically charged water..."

"Reliant Water is a sport beverage produced by Revalesio and available to the public at the price of $100 USD per 32 bottles. A recent clinical trial involving 40 healthy volunteers found that Reliant Beverage improved post-exercise functional recovery compared with control water.[7] This study was funded by Revalesio, which also provided the water and placebo for the trial, and one of their scientist help in the writing of the manuscript. Furthermore, this study is absent from clinical trial registries, has several methodological flaws and does not comply with Consolidated Standards for Reporting Clinical Trials (CONSORT): absence of participant flow diagram, no calculation of sample size, and no reporting of adverse reactions."

YOU DON'T SAY?!

 

[jstewismybastardson]

All u haterz need to step off!!!

The shit workz

 

[forty_three]

Does it have electrolytes?

/it's what plants crave

 

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Reporter: Bobby Wagner, how do you manage to recover that fumble?
Wagner: Normally, I would thank God for giving me the skills to play this great game, but I gotta think my teammate Russell Wilson and his recovery water.

 

[dare2be]

Does it have electrolytes?

/it's what plants crave

That's just idiocracy

 

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