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I actually recorded this little ditty in a quaint village in the Appalachian Mountains, which I will not name so as to not upset the atmosphere of said village and have it flooded with tourists and sight see-ers.
The Ballad of Mike Brown:
Mike Brown is no clown!
The greatest owner-general manager around,
a living legend in the South,
a strong arm quarterback from Darmouth
And when we face those Steelers on Sunday,
He'll shut em' down!
(enter banjo chorus)
With a level head and a strong arm,
He lead those boys from Dartmouth out of harm,
And won over Cincy with his Charm (background singers echo) with his charm, with his charm.
Came to Cincy to take over from Paul,
Grinned down a bar (sic)[bear] that was about to maul,
and saved the Bengals single handedly with the loyalty clause.
Came face to face with the devil in a huff,
Said Carson Palmer, you ain't so tuff!
I'll draft the RED ROCKET and call your Bluff.
The Ballad of Mike Brown:
Mike Brown is no clown!
The greatest owner-general manager around,
a living legend in the South,
a strong arm quarterback from Darmouth
And when we face those Steelers on Sunday,
He'll shut em' down!
(enter banjo chorus)
With a level head and a strong arm,
He lead those boys from Dartmouth out of harm,
And won over Cincy with his Charm (background singers echo) with his charm, with his charm.
Came to Cincy to take over from Paul,
Grinned down a bar (sic)[bear] that was about to maul,
and saved the Bengals single handedly with the loyalty clause.
Came face to face with the devil in a huff,
Said Carson Palmer, you ain't so tuff!
I'll draft the RED ROCKET and call your Bluff.
