Tim Connolly > Sidney Crosby

[higgyfan4]

3 points (1 g, 2 a) in 7 minutes of icetime so far.

 

[buffhockey]

Let's see if he finishes the game.

 

[higgyfan4]

Let's see if he finishes the game.

heh, touche...

 

[Eddie_Shack]

Tim Connolly makes Sidney Crosby look like Karlis Skrastins. Durability-wise, that is.

 

[Slimpikins]

I heard that he is so injury prone that Connolly actually causes leprosy...


He and THE MILLER are mortal enemies.

 

[Eddie_Shack]

Tim Connolly once got a paper cut from a Band-Aid wrapper.

 

[Eddie_Shack]

Tim Connolly gets alcohol poisoning every time he uses Scope.

 

[Eddie_Shack]

Tim Connolly once got cat scratch fever from a dog.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

Tim Connolly once got frostbite while vacationing in the Bahamas.

 

[sbb122]

Tim Connolly got toxic shock syndrome just from being in the same room as a Rely tampon.


/the old timers may get this one...

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

Tim Connolly once took 9 stiches on the hand after writing an autograph with a Sharpie.

 

[Eddie_Shack]

Tim Connolly once needed chemotherapy to rid himself of a cold.

 

[Eddie_Shack]

Tim Connolly has the only known case of hair cancer.

 

[blindbaby]

Tim Connolly once lost 2 quarts of blood when he heard he was cut from the team.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

Tim Connolly once gave himself a case of the cooties by catching a glimpse of himself in a mirror.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

Tim Connolly once got badly sunburned when he walked in front of a car's dimmer lights.

 

[Eddie_Shack]

Tim Connolly once developed a case of pneumonia while trying to locate a jar of pickles in the refrigerator.

 

[sbb122]

Tim Connolly broke both of his hands performing CPR.

 

[Eddie_Shack]

Tim Connolly once got such a bad rug burn, that Dr. Recchi gave him a prescription for oxycontin.

 

[dash]

Forgot about athlete's foot, Tim Connolly suffers from spectator's foot.