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This is a pretty funny read - the roadtrip

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I call BS. If you look at the times there is no way they left San Jose at 3:38 AM and reached Washington were they stopped for McDonalds only three hours later. Portland is a nine or ten hour drive by itself. Even at 120 MPH they couldn't make it in that amount of time. Impossible in a car.
 

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I'm assuming they got the location or time of breakfast wrong.
still a good read.
 

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At this point I have puked everywhere and pissed myself.

I call that Friday.

Davy and Cody get my clothes off and pump my stomach.

Huh? How do his friends pump his stomach? Does he mean just pushing on it to get more stuff out?

Cool read.
 
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