Things That Will Happen Before Derrick Rose Returns

[HammerDown]

Brian Griffin Returns

 

[The Derski]

So will Greg Oden. lmao

 

[HammerDown]

"Why is D-Rose always getting injured?" - Greg Oden

 

[HammerDown]

"If I was him, I'd just retire." - Sam Bowie

 

[HammerDown]

"I feel bad for the guy." - Andrew Bynum

 

[HammerDown]

Michael Jackson's "Welcome Back" Tour

 

[HammerDown]

"If I was him, I'd just retire." - Sam Bowie

"I agree." - Tracy McGrady

 

[RobToxin]

The Obamacare website will go 24 hours without crashing.

 

[HammerDown]

The Obamacare website will go 24 hours without crashing.

Okay, be reasonable, Rob! :rollseyes:

 

[RobToxin]

Dwight Howard will have a perfect night from the charity stripe.

 

[HammerDown]

"His career is being ruined by all these injuries." - Grant Hill

 

[RobToxin]

"What could have been if he could have just stayed healthy." - Yao Ming

 

[HammerDown]

"Dude should just retire." Penny Hardaway

 

[HammerDown]

"He must be so depressed." - Jay Williams

 

[HammerDown]

"How many knee injuries can one guy have?" - Danny Manning

 

[Black Adam]

Dwight Howard will have a perfect night from the charity stripe.

CL67 will actually like LeClown James...?

wait, maybe i should list that under "when Hell freezes over"...

 

[HammerDown]

"How many knee injuries can one guy have?" - Danny Manning

"It's starting to get ridiculous." - Brad Daugherty

 

[Clayton]

Carmelo Anthony will pass the ball at least once

 

[geneh_33]

Lebron James will win an Academy Award for Best Actor for his flopping ability.

NOT going to happen... ever...

 

[bksballer89]

Shane Battier will retire on top after the Heat 3peat