They better be taking this Spring Training shit seriously

[Omar 382]

I just bet 5 grand that the Phils win today. I think I might have a problem. I have been relegated to that guy who is at the front of a line of about 10 people in a sub shop who asks for the scratch off tickets, quickly scratches them while still standing at the front of the line, curses loudly, and then quickly asks for just one one more while I pay the Arab in quarters and nickels I find in the bottom of my pocket.

 

[powerchord86]

I heard Howard knocked one out yesterday. Here comes another 40+ HR season!

 

[Cedrique]

I just bet 5 grand that the Phils win today. I think I might have a problem. I have been relegated to that guy who is at the front of a line of about 10 people in a sub shop who asks for the scratch off tickets, quickly scratches them while still standing at the front of the line, curses loudly, and then quickly asks for just one one more while I pay the Arab in quarters and nickels I find in the bottom of my pocket.

I don't know if its a great idea to just bet 5 grand right off the bat without doing any research. Did you at least make sure that Vegas Vic picked the Phillies in the Daily News today?

 

[_phiLLies_]

I don't know if its a great idea to just bet 5 grand right off the bat without doing any research. Did you at least make sure that Vegas Vic picked the Phillies in the Daily News today?

that's funny. i haven't read it in years. does he still bet like a pussy with his imaginary money? "i'll wager $27 to win $32 on the phillies."

 

[jvett77]

I just bet 5 grand that the Phils win today. I think I might have a problem. I have been relegated to that guy who is at the front of a line of about 10 people in a sub shop who asks for the scratch off tickets, quickly scratches them while still standing at the front of the line, curses loudly, and then quickly asks for just one one more while I pay the Arab in quarters and nickels I find in the bottom of my pocket.

Bitcoins or monopoly money?

 

[jvett77]

That's what Howard needed - mustache and beard.

 

[BPNAZ]

can we just DFA Aumont now and get it over with, he is just fucking terrible. he is NOT going to get better, its been 3 years now

 

[Omar 382]

Motherfucker. Is there any websites you guys know of that give quick exchanges of cash for young children and can keep it hush hush?

 

[Cedrique]

Before you do anything drastic, I think you get a no play since they called the game in the 7th inning

 

[Caligula]

Well, if any bookies needs to locate phillies_fan, I'm pretty sure some of the posters here have his address.

 

[Omar 382]

Yeah, I haven't paid up yet and I texted the bookie and said that I didn't owe money because it was only a seven inning game. But about 15 minutes ago, a package was delivered to my front door that contained flounder. Not quite sure what that means. Oh well, I'm sure it's totally unrelated to this event and I bet this whole not paying the bookie thing will blow over in a couple of days.

 

[Caligula]

Blow over, blow up, whichever.

 

[Cedrique]

Hopefully you didn't also take the Phils to win the Grapefruit League. They don't look like they are taking the W-L record too seriously down there. I guess it's still early but 2.5 gb with 10 teams to jump over is not a good start.

 

[Omar 382]

I put 3.5 mil down that we have the best record of both leagues. But I was totally coked up when I made that bet so again, I'm sure the bookie will understand. Honestly, maybe I'd be able to make better bets if I was able to watch the team actually play. After the second inning, I've already seen three Parx Casino commercials and I just know that today must be my lucky day.

 

[Omar 382]

I'm also starting to suspect that the Grapefruit League is fixed. I mean really, what kind of stupid fucking manager starts Carmona ahead of Lee? And why is Reid Brignac getting playing time? Wake up Selig, the proof is in the pudding!