Game Thread: The week 12 game thread

[DJ Fieri]

Jeebus, 5 kids? Tell them there are Reeses Peanut Butter Cups hidden outside and the winner gets to eat them and $5... that should give you a couple hours of silence.

I've been working on a baby silencing device. Basically you put a helmet on the kid and when they cry a light goes on so you know they're unhappy, they also hear it via the helmet so it's not messing with their psychology or mind or anything, but it gives everyone in a 1 mile radius some fucking peace and quiet from the parents' unruly crotch fruit. That said, it's still in a testing phase, I don't think Demetrius at 2.5 (my product will be 0-1) would be eligible for it, but I'm down if you want to volunteer. You're just gonna have to sign a bunch of stuff.

The wife had donuts delivered.

The 2.5yo is currently sharing his donut holes with me....

 

[DJ Fieri]

Probably going to put a little more on the Commanders....

 

[Sharkonabicycle]

The wife had donuts delivered.

The 2.5yo is currently sharing his donut holes with me....

Dayum... you found a woman that had donut holes delivered? .............. keep that one locked up. Lucky bastard.

 

[Thruthefog]

Seriously? Your starter must be on a bye....

LOL.

Nope. Tua and Anthony Richardson are not on byes.

 

[DJ Fieri]

Dayum... you found a woman that had donut holes delivered? .............. keep that one locked up. Lucky bastard.

He got donut holes, there are also chocolate and glazed donuts....

Trying to show a little self control right now.

 

[DJ Fieri]

Nope. Tua and Anthony Richardson are not on byes.

You starting DeVito over both them?

 

[jarntt]

This is the week, with all the Division losses, that the Niners would likely be virtually eliminated from playoffs. With so many injured might be better to stealth Tank for higher picks next year. Also I am tired of Shanny and his last minute losses.

wanna trade

 

[Thruthefog]

You starting DeVito over both them?

I'm a little unconventional.

 

[DJ Fieri]

I'm a little unconventional.

Yep.

 

[Edonidd]

Anyone watching ESPN pregame? Randy Moss looks like he has endgame liver failure. His eyes are so yellow. Or is it just my TV?

 

[socaljim242]

Think I am going to drink a Feel Free soon to prep me for the day.

With the 49rs banged up and playing the Packers and the birds playing eachother , we really need to get this win and have some control over making the playoffs.

 

[DJ Fieri]

Anyone watching ESPN pregame? Randy Moss looks like he has endgame liver failure. His eyes are so yellow. Or is it just my TV?

Watching him since you mentioned it and I don't see it....

 

[DJ Fieri]

With the 49rs banged up and playing the Packers and the birds playing eachother , we really need to get this win and have some control over making the playoffs.

GB?

 

[socaljim242]

GB?

Aren't the 49er playing Green Bay today?

 

[Sharkonabicycle]

He got donut holes, there are also chocolate and glazed donuts....

Trying to show a little self control right now.

Wait so are you a woman? Or are you a MAN, BABY!? If so, that's totally fine... but why would you call the other man a 'wife'? Wouldn't it still be a husband? Or do gay people 'identify' as husband/wife these days? What is the ruleset behind that? I have some gay friends, but this subject has never come up. While we're waiting another hour for football, this should be an interesting topic.

 

[Edonidd]

Watching him since you mentioned it and I don't see it....

Wait til they do a close up of him. The whites of his eyes are yellow

 

[DJ Fieri]

Wait so are you a woman? Or are you a MAN, BABY!? If so, that's totally fine... but why would you call the other man a 'wife'? Wouldn't it still be a husband? Or do gay people 'identify' as husband/wife these days? What is the ruleset behind that? I have some gay friends, but this subject has never come up. While we're waiting another hour for football, this should be an interesting topic.

What the fuck are you babbling about?

 

[Sharkonabicycle]

Wait til they do a close up of him. The whites of his eyes are yellow

This was 2022 and even then they looked a bit yellow:

 

[Sharkonabicycle]

What the fuck are you babbling about?

You said the wife got donut holes... I commended that. Then you replied:

He got donut holes, there are also chocolate and glazed donuts....

Trying to show a little self control right now.

'HE'. Now if you missed the S no harm, but it did raise the question I asked. Unless you meant Demetrius got donut holes...

 

[DJ Fieri]

You said the wife got donut holes... I commended that. Then you replied:



'HE'. Now if you missed the S no harm, but it did raise the question I asked. Unless you meant Demetrius got donut holes...

He.....Demetrius the grandbaby.

He ain't old enough to buy them so the wife bought them and gave them to him.