The Walker Kessler Thread

[nuraman00]

I only mention that because it’s between the Buttcrack and Ballsack. Still, eww.

Lol, agree. And it's getting too technical.

That's why I proposed the 5-year old rule, and I doubt most 5 year olds would know what that was.

 

[nuraman00]

The expected thing is for somebody to post a video, a quarterback, or other player, making a great throw or catch or tackle that is unique. The video asked how many quarterbacks could do this when it’s a very easy pass for a professional football quarterback to do.

Thanks. I didn't catch that Ballsack Sports was using irony.

They were too smart for me.

 

[MHSL82]

Thanks. I didn't catch that Ballsack Sports was using irony.

They were too smart for me.

That’s why I posted the picture showing that they are a parody/satire account.

 

[nuraman00]

That’s why I posted the picture showing that they are a parody/satire account.

You're on a 5-head level.

I'm not.

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[nuraman00]

That’s why I posted the picture showing that they are a parody/satire account.

It's unlikely I would have been able to follow along.

Your words > a picture.

That's why I like your long posts.

Your words are worth 1000 pictures.

 

[nuraman00]

Your 48 words are worth 48,000 pictures.

 

[MHSL82]

It's unlikely I would have been able to follow along.

Your words > a picture.

That's why I like your long posts.

Your words are worth 1000 pictures.

But I had words… It was just below the picture.

 

[nuraman00]

Those weren't the good words. Your 48 word post were the good words.

 

[nuraman00]

Kessler is ranked as the 2nd best rookie, on this site:

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[MHSL82]

 

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[nuraman00]

I don't like the "Walker Ranger" or "Skywalker" nicknames. They're not original. They're overused.

Every player with a name like "Walker" gets those same puns.

The Los Angeles Dodgers have a player named "Walker Buehler" who gets all of those puns already.

Plus the Jazz have two "Walker"s on their team.

"Stifle Tower" and "Truck" Robinson were great nicknames, because they were original.


I would go with this:

"Don't Walk This Way" Walker. When he blocks a shot, Walker can then hold out his palm, like a stop sign, his own version of the Mutumbo finger wave.

That way, it's a less used "Walk" pun, and the stop sign is a unique variation of it.

 

[nuraman00]

Bad post. No need to insult Gobert, or even draw attention to him.

 

[MHSL82]

Bad post. No need to insult Gobert, or even draw attention to him.

That’s not an insult to Gobert. It’s a compliment in how Kessler is impacting the game like Gobert did at the beginning. This is not saying Gobert is not still impacting.

This is like a married person says that going out with a new girlfriend after their wife passes away is not saying that they don’t love their deceased wife but rather that something special could be starting because they have that familiar feeling.

 

[nuraman00]

Ok good.

 

[nuraman00]

This is like a married person says that going out with a new girlfriend after their wife passes away is not saying that they don’t love their deceased wife but rather that something special could be starting because they have that familiar feeling.

I think it's best to not even mention the former spouse (Gobert), when talking about the new one.

How about using stats to compare Kessler to other rookies in history. Like Kessler is the X fastest rookie to amass this many rebounds or this many blocks or this type of FG%.

Or Kessler's totals in this game make him the Y person to do so. (Whether rookie or not rookie).

Or Kessler's totals in this game, at Z age, make him the Y person to do so at Z age or younger.

 

[nuraman00]

New tweet: This feels like one of those classic Kessler quarters where he's changing everything for the Jazz.

Or change "classic" to "increasingly more frequent".

 

[MHSL82]

I think it's best to not even mention the former spouse (Gobert), when talking about the new one.

How about using stats to compare Kessler to other rookies in history. Like Kessler is the X fastest rookie to amass this many rebounds or this many blocks or this type of FG%.

Or Kessler's totals in this game make him the Y person to do so. (Whether rookie or not rookie).

Or Kessler's totals in this game, at Z age, make him the Y person to do so at Z age or younger.

You’re just like Karl Malone. He said that Boozer should not have to worry about being Malone. The person is just saying that he feels something special is coming just like something special came with Gobert. It’s a compliment for both. I’ll mention other spouses anytime I want to!

 

[nuraman00]

You’re just like Karl Malone.

Good compliment.

 

[MHSL82]

Good compliment.

Yep, second place, just like Karl Malone. Well, now third.