The Rapid Demise of Odubel Herrerra

[Taddy Mason]

 

[PolarVortex]

“Put your makeup on, fix your hair up pretty, and I’ll beat your ass in Atlantic City”

Good chorus for an East Coast hiphop song.
Flang me some dice
Bitch got da right price.
Move yo slant eyed sugar
an get me some flied lice.

Got dat makeup on
An' dat hair fixed pretty
Gonna light up her ass
In Atlantic City

 

[Rod Freakin' Dangerfield]

Phillies outfielder Odubel Herrera charged with assaulting 20-year-old girlfriend at Atlantic City casino hotel

Pretty much a textbook Philadelphia Phillie.

Probably viewed as a role model in the city of "brotherly love."

 

[Taddy Mason]

Pretty much a textbook Philadelphia Phillie.

Probably viewed as a role model in the city of "brotherly love."

probably doing a little bit of introspection of his current level of play and is trying to pad his resume to vie for a future as braves manager.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Good chorus for an East Coast hiphop song.
Flang me some dice
Bitch got da right price.
Move yo slant eyed sugar
an get me some flied lice.

Got dat makeup on
An' dat hair fixed pretty
Gonna light up her ass
In Atlantic City

 

[Guy Incognito]

Pretty much a textbook Philadelphia Phillie.

Probably viewed as a role model in the city of "brotherly love."

Glass houses, etc., and so forth.

 

[Rod Freakin' Dangerfield]

probably doing a little bit of introspection of his current level of play and is trying to pad his resume to vie for a future as braves manager.

Did he pull her hair?

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

“Put your makeup on, fix your hair up pretty, and I’ll beat your ass in Atlantic City”

That's fuckin' great! You need one more syllable to make it fit perfectly.

Consider:

Put your makeup on, fix your hair up pretty, and I’ll beat your ass up in Atlantic City

or

Put your makeup on, fix your hair up pretty, and I’ll beat you tonight in Atlantic City

 

[Chewbaccer]

That's fuckin' great! You need one more syllable to make it fit perfectly.

Consider:

Put your makeup on, fix your hair up pretty, and I’ll beat your ass up in Atlantic City

or

Put your makeup on, fix your hair up pretty, and I’ll beat you tonight in Atlantic City

The second one sounds the best of the 3. This is why working together is a great thing

 

[redseat]

Phillies outfielder Odubel Herrera charged with assaulting 20-year-old girlfriend at Atlantic City casino hotel

If your dumb enough to assault someone AT a casino then you don't deserve to be a professional athlete!

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

If your dumb enough to assault someone AT a casino then you don't deserve to be a professional athlete!

Exactly. There are cameras everywhere in those joints. You wait until you leave to whoop her ass. Amirite, redseat?

 

[redseat]

Exactly. There are cameras everywhere in those joints. You wait until you leave to whoop her ass. Amirite, redseat?

Fuck even the toilets have cameras...

I'd like to whoop a certainly someones ass right now............. but that isn't what we are talking about here

 

[Taddy Mason]

Exactly. There are cameras everywhere in those joints. You wait until you leave to whoop her ass. Amirite, redseat?

just don't bring them back to your personal residence where you also set up cameras, especially when taking them to the kill site.

 

[Rod Freakin' Dangerfield]

 

[tducey]

No excuse for abuse at all. Is this similar to the Osuna case from last year? Osuna's playing again now.

 

[scoutyjones2]

Wasn't it just a couple years ago that he was the primary rising star in Philly? And now, after the latest developments in his rapid slide into the gutter, he is probably never going to be seen in a Phillie uniform again.

Im sure he can wear a Cubs uniform