The Quest for the Cup, Dodgers & Diamondbacks Brawl, and Ed Reed Blames Brady

[Down38st8]

Pfff ... even that doesnt do it Down. They are the hardest team to watch in the bigs. The Marlins dont count

the secret is to drink just enough so you reach the "everything is funny stage"...if you can maintain that you just laugh it all off...but be careful, immediately after the "everything is funny stage" is the "FUCK YOU!!! stage", and your TV may not survive...

 

[Floffman]

BUCCS

Im buying a bottle of scotch tonight buddy ... dont worry

Get Macallan or Glenfiditch 12 year


UNO got banned?

 

[b_lake]

I'm more experienced with the dudes that claim they do shit for their kids right before they go buy a new pair of $200 sneakers and then later in the week their baby moma calls about some grocery money and they balk at $50...

Those are the real losers...

 

[Rock Strongo]

i am all for uno coming back

it would be hilarious

 

[Down38st8]

JD is top, right.

 

[Sake Bomb Sam]

you also got 2/3 of your material from him

youve dried up like betty whites vagina since uno left

So true.

 

[Rock Strongo]

I'm more experienced with the dudes that claim they do shit for their kids right before they go buy a new pair of $200 sneakers and then later in the week their baby moma calls about some grocery money and they balk at $50...

Those are the real losers...

i googled "black fathers day" and this came up

in all seriousness...i know exactly the type you speak of. drive a nice BMW or benz, the kids wearing shoes 2 sizes too small

 

[Kate Upton]

Oh...I'm taken, with a kid...I am relatively young to you old fucks...That wouldn't stop me from hitting most of the celebs brought up in here though...

Would I ruin my family for most of them? Fuck no...But I don't think that's where these questions are going...More of a "would you fuck her with no consequence" type...

So yes, I'd bang a few fours depending on the circumstances...I have yet to judge what I would call a 4 on here though...

Yeah I hear ya...and I'll put it this way.

I wouldn't jeopardize what I have either unless the woman was worth it.

And Michelle fucking Beadle ain't close to being worth it.

 

[BUCCS469]

ok this is all well and good.....but now what....its not like because we decided uno should be unbanned that hammer will unban him...or that uno will even come back

 

[Down38st8]

i am all for uno coming back

it would be hilarious

If you could see it...because you'll be ignoring him...of course.


We know...we know...you can choose to look at posts...

 

[Down38st8]

ok this is all well and good.....but now what....its not like because we decided uno should be unbanned that hammer will unban him...or that uno will even come back

0% chance uno would pass on coming back and getting a chance at the last word.

99.999% chance he's rebanned in a matter of 20 minutes though....

 

[BUCCS469]

you also got 2/3 of your material from him

youve dried up like betty whites vagina since uno left

not true......i am always funny 90% of the time

 

[b_lake]

ok this is all well and good.....but now what....its not like because we decided uno should be unbanned that hammer will unban him...or that uno will even come back

Fuck Hammer...

 

[Rock Strongo]

If you could see it...because you'll be ignoring him...of course.


We know...we know...you can choose to look at posts...

no fucking way i would block him again

 

[BUCCS469]

0% chance uno would pass on coming back and getting a chance at the last word.

99.999% chance he's rebanned in a matter of 20 minutes though....

i dont know......i sent hammer a pm....not much else i can do

 

[Village Plumber]

UNO got banned?

I think someone mentioned it in passing.

In other news, Tim Tebow signed with the Patriots

 

[Rock Strongo]

not true......i am always funny 90% of the time

that was for VP

uno being gone has taken VPs posting strength away

he used to come strong and draft on unos posts

now, hes got to rely on his own mind, and look whats become of him?

 

[Ron Burgundy]

i dont know......i sent hammer a pm....not much else i can do

Good story

 

[Mr.Pickles]

I BEG to differ.

What would you call the AAAA-team that has lost 8 of 11 to the team that doesn't count?

Well the difference is you expected them to be bad

I can deal with a bad team that is on the up and just learning to play for the most part

The phils are just a bunch of vets who make ridiculous mistakes every game and never have timely hits. They also have a bumbling asshole of a manager.

 

[Sake Bomb Sam]

ok this is all well and good.....but now what....its not like because we decided uno should be unbanned that hammer will unban him...or that uno will even come back

Whoever starts the thread tomorrow needs to title it "Hammer Let Uno Back" to get his attention. Hopefully he pops in and we can all convince him to let Uno back even if he has to go on double secret probation.