The Onion Ranks QBs

[RobToxin]

The NFL?s Top 10 Quarterbacks | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

10: Mark Ryan: After a monstrous season in 2012, the Falcons quarterback is finally getting the respect that he deserves


9: Robert Griffin III: As Cam Newton and Mark Sanchez have both proven in recent years, one solid season as a rookie quarterback all but guarantees years of uninterrupted success in the NFL


8: 2005 Carson Palmer: Only the laws of nature stand in the way of 2005 Carson Palmer and Larry Fitzgerald forming one of the league’s premiere aerial combos for the Cardinals this year


7: Joe Flacco: The reigning Super Bowl MVP can finally come into his own this year without Ray Lewis, Ed Reed, Anquan Boldin, Bernard Pollard, Paul Kruger, Dannell Ellerbe, Cary Williams, and Matt Birk holding him back


6: Eli Manning: Really started showing some promise when he won his second Super Bowl


5: Drew Brees: The Saints’ franchise quarterback appears as motivated as ever to put his personal quest for passing records ahead of his team


4: Christian Ponder: With an amazingly powerful arm, great vision, stunning accuracy, and countless dominant performances during big games, the Vikings quarterback has already proven that fact-checking has really gone downhill in this country


3: Tom Brady: Unique ability to make everyone around him better, but only during football games, not as human beings


2: Aaron Rodgers: Possesses the remarkable capacity to transform even the smallest slight into an MVP season


1: Peyton Manning: He’s been standing over our shoulder for the past 15 minutes, saying only “I should be higher on this list”

 

[BOTSLAYER]

winning

 

[FaCe-LeE-uS]

 

[Brees#1]

How is Ponder ranked ahead of Brees? BS list.

Where is Luck, Wilson among those rookies? CK? How about Romo?

 

[calsnowskier]

How is Ponder ranked ahead of Brees? BS list.

Where is Luck, Wilson among those rookies? CK? How about Romo?

The Onion has lost all credibility as a serious Sports website...

 

[RobToxin]

 

[Arizona_Sting]

3: Tom Brady: Unique ability to make everyone around him better, but only during football games, not as human beings




This killed me

 

[Southieinnc]

3: Tom Brady: Unique ability to make everyone around him better, but only during football games, not as human beings




This killed me

Good

 

[UK Cowboy]

3 takes:
1) Who the Hell is Mark Ryan
2) Carson Palmer makes the list, Romo doesn't?
3) Manning over Rodgers?

 

[DChero]

Some posters here may not be familiar with the Onion...

 

[nebearsfan70]

Some posters here may not be familiar with the Onion...

Obviously...

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Obviously...

Word...I'm going to stop basing my fantasy picks off of their analysis, and just stick to reading up on their current events articles, like: "Rod Stewart Mistaken for Elderly Aunt."

http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=Rod%20Stewart%20resembles%20ederly%20aunt&source=web&cd=1&cad=rja&ved=0CCwQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.theonion.com%2Farticles%2Frod-stewart-mistaken-for-elderly-aunt%2C10232%2F&ei=ubkcUojUC5DPrQf-84GoDA&usg=AFQjCNHDaHY3UGxjweWdBwrbWrKg_q_AUQ&bvm=bv.51156542,d.bmk

 

[SoCalWizFan]

Some posters here may not be familiar with the Onion...

The one guy can be forgiven since he is a Cowboys fan. They generally lack a brain, sense of humor or both.

 

[SoCalWizFan]

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[BusSport]

Some posters here may not be familiar with the Onion...

The Onion is type of tropecal froot that look alike Apple or Orange or The Grape (them are all round, but some are bigger-like).! When you cut them, then make you Cry.

 

[NinerSickness]

3 takes:
1) Who the Hell is Mark Ryan
2) Carson Palmer makes the list, Romo doesn't?
3) Manning over Rodgers?

It's the Onion.

 

[RobToxin]

 

[eric5577x]

Funny thing is, #5 is true!!!

 

[Demo-D]

some posters need to read the whole post, if after doing so you still think they got the list wrong then you might want to conisder self suffocation.

 

[Breaker99]

This thread made me spit my orange juice all over my keyboard.