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THE OFFICIAL UNOFFICIAL STEELERS BS THREAD..PART 11

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grayghost668

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getting close to game time
 

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Don't clean mine, don't want the wife to think it's a holiday or anything..;-)
 

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fuck guys I don't like cleaning mine,,,,,,so I don't think it's going to happen
 

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bbl,,,gamess are starting
 

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Pretty quiet here both kids and grand kids are gone. Wife on a cleaning frenzy so I'm drinking beer watching the a'ints game. Hoping Dall ass gets their ass kicked tonight.
 

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Pretty quiet here both kids and grand kids are gone. Wife on a cleaning frenzy so I'm drinking beer watching the a'ints game. Hoping Dall ass gets their ass kicked tonight.

:drink: cheers MS, lol I was on a cleaning frenzy myself today, we are having a drink before we head off to Kramer's parents to have a late Christmas :couch2:
 

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HOW TO SPEND YOUR TAX REFUND CHECK

After filing their personal tax returns by April 15th, many Americans will again receive a tax refund.

This is indeed a very exciting program, and I'll explain it in a Q & A format:

Q. What is a tax refund payment?
A. It’s money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.

Q.. Where will the government get this money?
A. From taxpayers.

Q. So the government is giving me back my own money?
A. Only a smidgen of it.

Q. What is the purpose of this payment ?
A. The plan is for you to use the money to purchase a high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy.

Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of China?
A. Shut up.

Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the economy by spending your tax refund wisely:

* If you spend the stimulus money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China or Sri Lanka.

* If you spend it on gasoline, your money will go to the Arabs.

* If you purchase a computer, it will go to India, Taiwan or China .

* If you purchase fruit and vegetables, it will go to Mexico, Honduras and Guatemala.

* If you buy an efficient car, it will go to Japan or Korea.

* If you purchase useless stuff, it will go to Taiwan.

* If you pay your credit cards off, or buy stock, it will go to management bonuses and they will hide it offshore.

Instead, keep the money in the USA by:

1) Spending it at yard sales, or

2) Going to football games, or

3) Spending it on prostitutes, or

4) Beer or

5) Tattoos.

(These are the only “truly” American businesses still operating)

Conclusion:

Go to a football game with a tattooed prostitute that you met at a yard sale and drink beer all day!

No need to thank me, I'm just glad to be of help.
 

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HOW TO SPEND YOUR TAX REFUND CHECK

After filing their personal tax returns by April 15th, many Americans will again receive a tax refund.

This is indeed a very exciting program, and I'll explain it in a Q & A format:

Q. What is a tax refund payment?
A. It’s money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.

Q.. Where will the government get this money?
A. From taxpayers.

Q. So the government is giving me back my own money?
A. Only a smidgen of it.

Q. What is the purpose of this payment ?
A. The plan is for you to use the money to purchase a high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy.

Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of China?
A. Shut up.

Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the economy by spending your tax refund wisely:

* If you spend the stimulus money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China or Sri Lanka.

* If you spend it on gasoline, your money will go to the Arabs.

* If you purchase a computer, it will go to India, Taiwan or China .

* If you purchase fruit and vegetables, it will go to Mexico, Honduras and Guatemala.

* If you buy an efficient car, it will go to Japan or Korea.

* If you purchase useless stuff, it will go to Taiwan.

* If you pay your credit cards off, or buy stock, it will go to management bonuses and they will hide it offshore.

Instead, keep the money in the USA by:

1) Spending it at yard sales, or

2) Going to football games, or

3) Spending it on prostitutes, or

4) Beer or

5) Tattoos.

(These are the only “truly” American businesses still operating)

Conclusion:

Go to a football game with a tattooed prostitute that you met at a yard sale and drink beer all day!

No need to thank me, I'm just glad to be of help.
:lol:
 

netsteeler

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you could always give it to the Church ms!
 
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