Here's hoping for an exciting, injury free game. And, if course, a Husker victory.
To the Iowa fans that will surely be trolling in here, I just want to say that I don't really hate you. In fact, I hope that you and your domestic partners are able watch the entire game before you start sucking each others wieners. Also, I'm an ordained minister and can officiate same sex marriages when you're ready to take that next step.
Please remember, too, that when Husker fans say "ground & pound" that we are not referring to butt sex.