the "Guys on other teams you would never piss off and WHY" thread -SandyBeach Edition

[Winged_Wheel88]

 

[Darkstone42]

Nice. :p

 

[Comeds]

The first post is far too short for me to read.

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

1. I am William Wallace. And I see a whole army of my countrymen, here in defiance of tyranny! You have come to fight as free men. And free man you are! What will you do without freedom? Will you fight?
Fight and you may die. Run and you will live at least awhile. And dying in your bed many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one cahnce, to come back here as young men and tell our enemies that they may take our lives but they will never take our freedom!

2. Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinburg? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago, and you curse the Marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon, and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to.

3. When things got hard, you started looking for something to blame. Like a Big Shadow. Let me tell you something you already know. The worlds aren't all sunshine and rainbows. It's a very mean and nasty place and I don't care how tough you are it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it...
You've gotta hit as hard as life. It isn't about how hard you hit, it's about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward. How much can you take and keep moving forward? That's how winning is done.
If you know what you're worth, Go out and Get What Your Worth. But you gotta be willing to take the hits. And not pointing fingers saying you aren't where you wanna be because of him or her or anybody. Cowards do that and that aren't you. You're better than that.

4. Good morning. In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world. And you will be launching the largest aerial battle in the history of mankind. "Mankind." That word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interests. Perhaps it's fate that today is the Fourth of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom... Not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution... but from annihilation. We are fighting for our right to live. To exist. And should we win the day, the Fourth of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day the world declared in one voice: "We will not go quietly into the night!" We will not vanish without a fight! We're going to live on! We're going to survive! Today we celebrate our Independence Day!

5. Ladies and gentlemen, I'll be brief. The issue here is not whether we broke a few rules, or took a few liberties with our female party guests - we did. But you can't hold a whole fraternity responsible for the behavior of a few, sick twisted individuals. For if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole fraternity system? And if the whole fraternity system is guilty, then isn't this an indictment of our educational institutions in general? I put it to you, Greg - isn't this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do whatever you want to us, but we're not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America. Gentlemen!

6. I am Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be sir. Do you maggots understand that?" Recruits: "Sir, yes sir!" Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: "Bullshit I can't hear you. Sound off like you got a pair." Recruits: "SIR, YES SIR!" Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: "If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training, you will be a weapon. You will be a minister of death praying for war. But until that day you are pukes. You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human fucking beings. You are nothing but unorganized grabtastic pieces of amphibian shit. Because I am hard you will not like me. But the more you hate me the more you will learn. I am hard but I am fair. There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on ****ers, kikes, wops or greasers. Here you are all equally worthless. And my orders are to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved Corps. Do you maggots understand that?

7. You smell that? Do you smell that? Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory. Someday this war's gonna end...

8. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.

9. I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya punk?

 

[Comeds]

There's a tradition in tournament play to not talk about the next step until you've climbed the one in front of you. I'm sure going to the State finals is beyond your wildest dreams, so let's just keep it right there.
Forget about the crowds, the size of the school, their fancy uniforms, and remember what got you here. Focus on the fundamentals that we've gone over time and time again.
And most important, don't get caught up thinking about winning or loosing this game. If you put your effort and concentration into playing to your potential, to be the best that you can be, I don't care what the scoreboard says at the end of the game, in my book we're gonna be winners!

I’d like to, I’d like to say something that I’ve prepared tonight. Hello. How 'bout that ride in? I guess that's why they call it Sin City. You guys might not know this, but I consider myself a bit of a loner. I tend to think of myself as a one-man wolf pack. But when my sister brought Doug home, I knew he was one of my own. And my wolf pack, it grew by one. So - there were two of us in the wolf pack. I was alone first in the pack, and then Doug joined in later. And six months ago, when Doug introduced me to you guys, I thought, 'Wait a second, could it be?' And now I know for sure, I just added two more guys to my wolf pack. Four of us wolves, running around the desert together, in Las Vegas, looking for strippers and cocaine. So tonight, I make a toast! Blood brothers!

 

[PhillyPhaithful48]

We do it to Crosby all the time and well....I want to stop pissing him off



edit: Oh I mean If you are reading this then this warning is for you.
Every word you read of this useless fine print is
another second off your life.
Don't you have other things to do?
Is your life so empty that you honestly can't
think of a better way to spend these moments?
Or are you so impressed with authority that you give
respect and credence to all who claim it?
Do you read everything you're supposed to read?
Do you think everything you're supposed to think?
Buy what you're told you should want?
Get out of your apartment.
Meet a member of the opposite sex
Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation.
Quit your job.
Start a fight. Prove you're alive.
If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic.
You have been warned...

 

[elocomotive]

There's a tradition in tournament play to not talk about the next step until you've climbed the one in front of you. I'm sure going to the State finals is beyond your wildest dreams, so let's just keep it right there.
Forget about the crowds, the size of the school, their fancy uniforms, and remember what got you here. Focus on the fundamentals that we've gone over time and time again.
And most important, don't get caught up thinking about winning or loosing this game. If you put your effort and concentration into playing to your potential, to be the best that you can be, I don't care what the scoreboard says at the end of the game, in my book we're gonna be winners!

I’d like to, I’d like to say something that I’ve prepared tonight. Hello. How 'bout that ride in? I guess that's why they call it Sin City. You guys might not know this, but I consider myself a bit of a loner. I tend to think of myself as a one-man wolf pack. But when my sister brought Doug home, I knew he was one of my own. And my wolf pack, it grew by one. So - there were two of us in the wolf pack. I was alone first in the pack, and then Doug joined in later. And six months ago, when Doug introduced me to you guys, I thought, 'Wait a second, could it be?' And now I know for sure, I just added two more guys to my wolf pack. Four of us wolves, running around the desert together, in Las Vegas, looking for strippers and cocaine. So tonight, I make a toast! Blood brothers!

Hoosiers
Hangover

 

[elocomotive]

1. I am William Wallace....

1.Braveheart
2.A Few Good Men
3. Free Willy
4. iRobot
5. Animal House
6. Free Willy 2
7. Apocalypse Now
8. Pulp Fiction
9. Mighty Ducks

 

[PhillyPhaithful48]

1.Braveheart
2.A Few Good Men
3. Free Willy
4. iRobot
5. Animal House
6. Free Willy 2
7. Apocalypse Now
8. Pulp Fiction
9. Mighty Ducks

Google works wonders doesnt it?


Lol now I see what you did there.

<<<------ idiot

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

1.Braveheart
2.A Few Good Men
3. Free Willy
4. iRobot
5. Animal House
6. Free Willy 2
7. Apocalypse Now
8. Pulp Fiction
9. Mighty Ducks

5 out of 9

moderately ok

but still going to summer school

 

[PhillyPhaithful48]

5 out of 9

moderately ok

but still going to summer school

Replace Free Willy 1 with Airbud and Free Willy 2 with M.V.P: Most Valuable Primate

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

at least I can be moderately sure you were kidding about 3,4,6+9

 

[PhillyPhaithful48]

9. I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya punk?

Scary Movie 2?

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

Replace Free Willy 1 with Airbud and Free Willy 2 with M.V.P: Most Valuable Primate

please stay on topic

no threadjacking

thats a bad thing to do

 

[elocomotive]

Google works wonders doesnt it?
Lol now I see what you did there.

Oh come on. I knew all but one of those.

Yeah, Biz is REALLY into those Free Willy movies. Maybe b/c of Little Biz.

 

[PhillyPhaithful48]

4. Good morning. In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world. And you will be launching the largest aerial battle in the history of mankind. "Mankind." That word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interests. Perhaps it's fate that today is the Fourth of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom... Not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution... but from annihilation. We are fighting for our right to live. To exist. And should we win the day, the Fourth of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day the world declared in one voice: "We will not go quietly into the night!" We will not vanish without a fight! We're going to live on! We're going to survive! Today we celebrate our Independence Day!

Obviously this is Groundhog Day dumbasses

 

[BOSSMANPC]

1.Braveheart
2.A Few Good Men
3. Free Willy
4. iRobot
5. Animal House
6. Free Willy 2
7. Apocalypse Now
8. Pulp Fiction
9. Mighty Ducks

6. Is Full Metal Jacket.

 

[elocomotive]

at least I can be moderately sure you were kidding about 3,4,6+9

Lol.

Btw, I played Call of Duty against a B Dizzle last night. You have a Wii?

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

Oh come on. I knew all but one of those.

Yeah, Biz is REALLY into those Free Willy movies. Maybe b/c of Little Biz.

He met Winter the tailless dolphin in Tampa last month

Willy can fuck off, he has a new hero

 

[elocomotive]

Obviously this is Groundhog Day dumbasses

No... I'm pretty sure that's iRobot. SO many quotes in that movie.