The 12 Days of Jerrah...

[Andresrenee]

In the spirit of the Holiday season, I thought I would highlight 12 gifts from Jerrah to the Cowboy Nation:

12. On the 12th day of Christmas, Jerrah gave to us an opportunity to not compete for a 3peat by chasing Jimmy Johnson out the door!

11. On the 11th day of Christmas, Jerrah gave Barry Switzer the keys to the Rolls Royce

10. On the 10th day of Christmas, Jerrah gave to us Dave Campo as a head coach for 3 years!

9. On the 9th day of Christmas, Jerrah gave to us, the Joey Galloway trade!

8. On the 8th day of Christmas, Jerrah gave to us, the vision of Quincy Carter as our franchise quarterback.

7. On the 7th day of Christmas, Jerrah gave to us the Ryan Leaf reclamation project.

6. On the 6th day of Christmas, Jerrah gave to us the Roy Williams trade.

5. On the 5th day of Christmas, Jerrah gave to us the choice of Parcells over Sean Payton.

4. On the 4th day of Christmas, Jerrah gave to us the Marion Barber and Miles Ausitn contract extensions.

3. On the 3rd day of Christmas, Jerrah gave to us Mo Claiborne for our 1st and 2nd round picks of a draft along with our current safetries.

2. On the 2nd day of Christmas, Jerrah gave to us Monte Kiffen as our defensive coordinator.

1. On the 1st day of Christmas, Jerrah gave to us himself as the GM.

Merry Christmas Cowboy Nation! Thanks Jerrah!

 

[Eiknarflin]

Oh, you better not hope, you better not bet
You better not think about a Super Bowl yet
Jerry Clause is still in our town.

He thinks that he knows football
He thinks that he drafts well
He thinks he's just a year away
But we're stuck in mediocrity hell.

So, you better not hope, you better not bet,
You better not think about a Super Bowl yet
Not till Jerry Clause leaves our town.

 

[blue jersey jinx]

Oh, you better not hope, you better not bet
You better not think about a Super Bowl yet
Jerry Clause is still in our town.

He thinks that he knows football
He thinks that he drafts well
He thinks he's just a year away
But we're stuck in mediocrity hell.

So, you better not hope, you better not bet,
You better not think about a Super Bowl yet
Not till Jerry Clause leaves our town.

 

[CarlSr]

#5 seems a bit rough. Back then, Sean didn't look like a genius, and I don't recall a significant contingent of Cowboys fans being vocal about him taking over for Bill.

 

[Manster7588]

#5 seems a bit rough. Back then, Sean didn't look like a genius, and I don't recall a significant contingent of Cowboys fans being vocal about him talking over for Bill.

Some people are happy to grade after the fact. I don't recall too many clamoring for Payton over Parcells.

 

[tw1st3d]

Some people are happy to grade after the fact. I don't recall too many clamoring for Payton over Parcells.

I dont recall anyone calling for Payton over Parcells.

In fact in the era of the Cowboys it wass Todd Haley that was supposed to be the prodigy of that offensive coaching staff not Payton

 

[RobToxin]

Oh, you better not hope, you better not bet
You better not think about a Super Bowl yet
Jerry Clause is still in our town.

He thinks that he knows football
He thinks that he drafts well
He thinks he's just a year away
But we're stuck in mediocrity hell.

So, you better not hope, you better not bet,
You better not think about a Super Bowl yet
Not till Jerry Clause leaves our town.

That was pure freakin' gold!

 

[ArlingtonCowboys100]

A monkey could draw names out of hat on draft day and get the same type of results.

 

[ArlingtonCowboys100]

Sadly we are stuck with Stephen and his "special sauce" after Jerrah is done pretending to be a "football guy". At one time I thought that he would be an improvement over Jerrah, but he is also delusional. Low expectations means little to no disappointment

 

[tw1st3d]

Sadly we are stuck with Stephen and his "special sauce" after Jerrah is done pretending to be a "football guy". At one time I thought that he would be an improvement over Jerrah, but he is also delusional. Low expectations means little to no disappointment

Sadly we are stuck with fucks like you.

Currently every team in the NFC East is losing ..... except Dallas.... that isn't playing yet.

And you are unhappy?

 

[ArlingtonCowboys100]

Sadly we are stuck with fucks like you.

Currently every team in the NFC East is losing ..... except Dallas.... that isn't playing yet.

And you are unhappy?

I would prefer the Cowboys not back in to the playoffs and earn the division crown.

 

[ArlingtonCowboys100]

And yes I absolutely hate the other teams in the division and am happy that they are currently losing.

 

[Manster7588]

I would prefer the Cowboys not back in to the playoffs and earn the division crown.

Anyone with any football smarts will KNOW Dallas HAS beat Philly in week 17 to win the division m Hence they CANNOT back in.

 

[tw1st3d]

I would prefer the Cowboys not back in to the playoffs and earn the division crown.

SHUT THE FUCK UP NATE

YOU ANNOY THE FUCK OUT OF ME

 

[blue jersey jinx]

Sadly we are stuck with fucks like you.

Currently every team in the NFC East is losing ..... except Dallas.... that isn't playing yet.

And you are unhappy?

He lives in reality and is not delusional, that's why.

 

[blue jersey jinx]

SHUT THE FUCK UP NATE

YOU ANNOY THE FUCK OUT OF ME

Lol. Have another beer twist and take your beating like a man.