Texas @ Boston

[1502tuley]

Elvis is pounding the ball lately. Be must have hit the weights in the off season.

 

[fordman84]

Good god, this inning is turning epic

 

[1502tuley]

I want to see Pedia (sp) in relief. I want a crack at that dude, he did nothing but screw us his last year here.

 

[fordman84]

Oh, and Josh is making himself some MONEY so far this season.

 

[guitarmy21b]

They should let Koji pitch the rest of the game

 

[fordman84]

When this game started and we were in the hole 0-2 I didn't have faith in Lewis in this ballpark. Since then everything has gone our way. LOVE IT.

 

[fordman84]

Too bad this is only a 2 game series. Their BP is shredded now.

 

[guitarmy21b]

I wasn't tracking on most of these nicknames

Yorvit - Norbit
Napoli - Nap Nap Weiner
Moreland - The Bitch
Kinsler - Kins or rarely, James Franco
Andrus - Tiny E
Beltre - AB2K300
Young - MY2K or Face
Murphy - Cameron (Ferris Bueller)
Hamilton - Joshy Josh or Rum Hamilton
Cruz - Boomstick
Gentry - Kitten Face
Snyder - Pretzels
Adams - Farty
Darvish - Yupy (as in Shoopy)
Feldman - Charlie (Always Sunny)
Feliz - Nefty or Happy
Harrison - Harry
Holland - Dutch Oven
Lewis - Lumberjack
Lowe - Lowe (not worth a nickname)
Nathan - Hot Dog
Ogando - Easter Island Golf Ball Face
Uehara - Koji (not worth a nickname)

Washington - Wash
Grieve - TAG
Barnett - Mac's Mom / Napoleon Dynamite's Grandma

 

[1502tuley]

They should let Koji pitch the rest of the game

Ask and ye shall receive

 

[fordman84]

LOL love Lowe and Koji

 

[guitarmy21b]

LOL I'm fine with us being up 14 and A-Gon helping my fantasy team

 

[1502tuley]

I wasn't tracking on most of these nicknames

Yorvit - Norbit
Napoli - Nap Nap Weiner
Moreland - The Bitch
Kinsler - Kins or rarely, James Franco
Andrus - Tiny E
Beltre - AB2K300
Young - MY2K or Face
Murphy - Cameron (Ferris Bueller)
Hamilton - Joshy Josh or Rum Hamilton
Cruz - Boomstick
Gentry - Kitten Face
Snyder - Pretzels
Adams - Farty
Darvish - Yupy (as in Shoopy)
Feldman - Charlie (Always Sunny)
Feliz - Nefty or Happy
Harrison - Harry
Holland - Dutch Oven
Lewis - Lumberjack
Lowe - Lowe (not worth a nickname)
Nathan - Hot Dog
Ogando - Easter Island Golf Ball Face
Uehara - Koji (not worth a nickname)

Washington - Wash
Grieve - TAG
Barnett - Mac's Mom / Napoleon Dynamite's Grandma

The whole "Golfball face" for Ogando is just wrong. I think "Tumor Boy" is much more appropriate.

 

[1502tuley]

Wow, Padillia has some greasy hair.

 

[Xx srs bsns xX]

LOL I'm fine with us being up 14 and A-Gon helping my fantasy team

Same here for me in another league.

Collectively my team has 6HR's (6 of 9 guys), 12 RBI and batting .355.

Plus, there are 3 other guys on my bench with HR's... LOL. Its a good night.

 

[fordman84]

My guys suck tonight and I'm sliding again. Oh well, just giving up what I picked up yesterday. It will all even out.

 

[guitarmy21b]

Nap Nap Wiener!

 

[1502tuley]

LOL, 18 runs on 21 hits.

That's an ass rippin.

 

[fordman84]

Hamilton hitting .413 for the season now

 

[jta4437]

Oh, and Josh is making himself some MONEY so far this season.

End all, tell all Hamilton's value will always be negatively impacted by his inability to stay healthy, no matter how good this season is

if he does have a healthy & awesome, the Rangers might just let him walk

Hamilton is just one of those players you can't hamstring your payroll with,

Pujols money with Rusty Greer health

 

[1502tuley]

I don't think Texas will be able to keep him. You can be absolutely certain that at least one team out there will get crazy and offer hime stupid $.