Sum Up the Offseason in a Few Phrases

[elocomotive]

The season is just a couple days away (hoorah!), so if you could sum up the offseason in just a few phrases, what would they be?

I'll take a shot first...

-Jagr, Stamkos, Jagr, Stamkos, Jagr, Stamkos... Richards!
-The Colorado GM did what?!?
-Ovechkin/Wellwood are fat
-The NHL has a discipline policy?!?!?

 

[esls79]

Riot
Too many moments of silence required
Jets fly again
Jags shuns Pens
Shanabanhammer

 

[4thstreet]

We traded who?
We got who?
We traded who?
We got who?.....

 

[dash]

Riot
Too many moments of silence required
Jets fly again
Jags shuns Pens
Shanabanhammer

Nice work esls...The only thing I would add is Dough for Doughty.

 

[awaz]

homer likes his team

 

[Ho_Brah]

in Haiku fashion..

Gave up top prospect
Kings have Richards and Gagne
Doughty finally signed

 

[mattola]

Denial (this didnt happen!)
Anger (why did this happen)
Bargaining (I promise I'll be a better hockey fan if...)
Depression (I don't care anymore)
Cautious Acceptance (I'm ready for whatever comes.....sort of)

 

[The Soggy one]

too long

 

[dash]

too long

I'll bet you never hear "Cut to the chase" do you soggy?

 

[The Soggy one]

haha cant say i ever have

 

[sbb122]

Too many lives lost.

 

[mattola]

Too many lives lost.

rep that... everyone should

 

[Forty_Sixand2]

Too many lives lost.
No changes made.
Typical NHL.

 

[filosofy29]

Saddened for the losses of a lot of good hockey peoples lives.
Weird to see a competent disciplinarian.
East is West (FlyIngs) and West is East (Kingyers).
I got Crosby at Pick 29?????
I still think fighting belongs in the NHL (although the enforcers and staged fights should be shown the door).

 

[The Q stache]

Long
LOng
LONg
LONG
LONG!

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Fuck Dallas

 

[Forty_Sixand2]

Long
LOng
LONg
LONG
LONG!

too long

For fuck's sake people, Hockey offseason is the shortest on the planet, like 3 months!

 

[The Q stache]

For fuck's sake people, Hockey offseason is the shortest on the planet, like 3 months!

3 months too long if you ask me

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

 

[Slimpikins]

No more Kent Huskins
No more Niclas Wallin
No more Dany Heatley's contract
No more Ben Eager