STOP LURKING AND JOIN DAMNIT!

[Automattic]

Pat McCrotch.

What am I, like ten?

 

[Automattic]

What am I, like ten?

You don't have to answer that if you don't want to.

 

[Automattic]

You don't have to answer that if you don't want to.

Yes. I will have another.

 

[KillerVee]

I know a derby ref named "Inspector Parts."

 

[Automattic]

Can I change my signature, since you got your ass waxed too?

 

[SLY]

Alright I am out peeps. Hopefully I am in a good mood tomorrow morning! GO BRUINS!

 

[KillerVee]

Can I change my signature, since you got your ass waxed too?

Do you have to say it like that?

 

[KillerVee]

Alright I am out peeps. Hopefully I am in a good mood tomorrow morning! GO BRUINS!

Bye! Good luck!

 

[SLY]

Bye! Good luck!

, why thank you very much.

later Matt.

 

[Automattic]

Alright I am out peeps. Hopefully I am in a good mood tomorrow morning! GO BRUINS!

Peace.

 

[Automattic]

Do you have to say it like that?

PLEASE, since your ass got waxed?

 

[KillerVee]

You can change it. Just don't mention me and waxing and body parts anymore.

 

[Comeds]

Hmmmm. I need to quit joining and start lurking.

 

[KillerVee]

Matt? I found a book you can read to your little ones....

http://www.majordojo.com/GoTheFtoSleep.pdf

 

[awaz]

this thread is gold.. 4 of my 5 reps for the day used here

 

[BOSSMANPC]

I'm volunteering to do pat-downs.

You must have a pat-down by a mod first to see if it's safe.

 

[elocomotive]

You must have a pat-down by a mod first to see if it's safe.

Be careful, Boss' pat downs take almost a half hour and he concentrates largely in the chest region.

 

[Automattic]

Matt? I found a book you can read to your little ones....

http://www.majordojo.com/GoTheFtoSleep.pdf

Holy shit! lol

Did you heck the author and illustrators other works...

Adam Mansbach’s novels include The End of the Jews, winner of the California Book
Award, and the bestselling Angry Black White Boy, a San Francisco Chronicle Best Book
of 2005. His fiction and essays have appeared in The New York Times Book Review, The
Believer, Granta, The Los Angeles Times, and many other publications. He is the 2010-11
New Voices Professor of Fiction at Rutgers University.

Ricardo Cortés has illustrated books about marijuana, electricity, the Jamaican bobsled
team, and Chinese food. His work has been featured in The New York Times, Vanity Fair,
Entertainment Weekly, New York Magazine, The Village Voice, and on CNN and FOX News.
He lives in Brooklyn, NY, where he is working on a book about the history of Coca-Cola and
cocaine. You can see his work at: Rmcortes.com

HAHAHAHAHA! FUNNIEST SHIT I READ ALL DAY!

 

[TheRobotDevil]

WTF I'm away for a little bit and I miss the free pat downs

 

[Darkstone42]

I don't like pat-downs. I might be alone in this, but I just really don't like to be touched.

At all.




I think it's because literally every part of me is ticklish. The worst is the ticklish back. Holy crap.