Stay the fuck out of Iowa, IPW...

[Automattic]

...One killed, 23 injured after spooked horses trample crowd at Bellevue parade | desmoinesregister.com | The Des Moines Register

 

[ritari330]

someone must've said the "H" Word

 

[BOSSMANPC]

someone must've said the "H" Word

LMAO +1

 

[BOSSMANPC]

Come on Auto, even the fucking horses in Iowa need some action sometimes.

 

[Forty_Sixand2]

...this explains the absence....

 

[BOSSMANPC]

...this explains the absence....

He's logged on, but maybe not really here. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

 

[IPostedWhat]

#1) Why the fuck are you reading the DesMoinesRegister?

#2) We don't get spooked, we sometimes like to cause havoc.

#3) You have had cars for over a hundred fucking years now, stop using us already!

 

[BOSSMANPC]

#1) Why the fuck are you reading the DesMoinesRegister?

#2) We don't get spooked, we sometimes like to cause havoc.

#3) You have had cars for over a hundred fucking years now, stop using us already!

! He lives in Iowa

2 H spooks horses easy

3 We need the horse power.

 

[IPostedWhat]

 

[BOSSMANPC]

Ha, They should have bought American. Would that be considered a four wheel drive?

 

[dash]

That ain't no handsome cab

 

[BOSSMANPC]

I wonder how the horse got the car on the wagon?

 

[IPostedWhat]

I wonder how the horse got the car on the wagon?

Boss, there are some things in life you're not ready for the answer yet.

 

[BOSSMANPC]

Boss, there are some things in life you're not ready for the answer yet.

Obviously.

 

[Automattic]

#1) Why the fuck are you reading the DesMoinesRegister?

#2) We don't get spooked, we sometimes like to cause havoc.

#3) You have had cars for over a hundred fucking years now, stop using us already!

#1) I do indeed live in Iowa

#2) We have witnesses. Two cows and a duck saw the whole thing unfold.

#3) We still use horses in Iowa because "the road" gets too busy

 

[Automattic]

Seriously though, that was some crazy shit. Everybody is always worried about the kids getting too close and hit by a firetruck or something, but damn. It was like throwing candy out at the running of the bulls!

 

[flyersfan4706]

...One killed, 23 injured after spooked horses trample crowd at Bellevue parade | desmoinesregister.com | The Des Moines Register

I guess they've gotta quit it with the horseplay!