sox / twins

[ChiSoxFan]

I will bet my car that 7 doesnt win this tonight.

What're you driving?

 

[ChiSoxFan]

i don't like our announcers so i'm listening to the twins'.

Did you see Stone? He looks like Kramer when he fell asleep on his roof sunbathing with butter.

 

[Jiddy]

I will bet my car that 7 doesnt win this tonight.

I get that but the statement was so blatantly “Stay with us folks these Sox are gonna score” undertoned that it was funny

 

[mr.hockey4242]

What're you driving?

Lets not get greedy here.

 

[ChiSoxFan]

Jesus. This is rough. We're honestly hitting the ball better than they are. We've given them this inning.

Other than that Kraut they have. Appeasement be damned!

 

[Jiddy]

Maybe they’ll put up a cardboard cutout of Nicky after he’s sent back down

 

[mr.hockey4242]

I get that but the statement was so blatantly “Stay with us folks these Sox are gonna score” undertoned that it was funny

Yeah and I mostly just like to blatantly punching bag Twins pitching any opportunity I can.

Its been my coping mechanism since Johan was traded.

 

[Jiddy]

Tim didn’t get a hit? Obviously sun in his eyes.

 

[ChiSoxFan]

If Steve Stone had worn sunscreen like Mark Zuckerberg, this look ^^ could've been avoided.

 

[mr.hockey4242]

Marshall is a nice weapon.

Got unlucky with that Polanco "hit"

 

[ChiSoxFan]

Marshall is a nice weapon.

Got unlucky with that Polanco "hit"

A very Diamondbacks 2001 hit.

 

[richig07]

Ozzie Guillen and Ozzy Osbourne should have a talk radio show together.

"Ozzie and Ozzy in the morning"

If they try really hard they might be able to finish one sentence each per show that listeners actually understand. The catch will be that they somehow understand each other beautifully and have been waiting all their lives for the other one to come along.

 

[ChiSoxFan]

I’m calling it. Edwin 2 run bomb here.

 

[Jiddy]

That’s my boy Yaz. Take those nice 90 foot strolls.

 

[richig07]

A single would have been so much better than working a walk there. The result would have been so much better.

Because this is 1956 and batting average is most important. Derp

 

[richig07]

We are right on some MEATBALLS this inning and fouling them back. Damn

 

[PickleRick]

Jesus. This is rough. We're honestly hitting the ball better than they are. We've given them this inning.

Max says hello.

 

[ChiSoxFan]

I’m calling it. Edwin 2 run bomb here.

Too high.

 

[richig07]

ANOTHER! Jeez. How many cookies can we miss?

 

[mr.hockey4242]

Max says hello.

I think hes right though. We haven't hit great tonight. A lot of soft hits and Sox sketchy fielding/wilding pitching.

But thats what makes our lineup fun, we still got 7 runs.