Sox overtake 1st place, Bruins dispose of Rangers easily, The world is right again...

[Kate Upton]

have they confiscated his crisco yet?

We'll find out in the coming weeks...

Isn't he hurt again?

 

[black francis]

and when the waits gone, the weight falls on me

 

[Down38st8]

I suppose Machado isn't Eligible because of last year...

He doesn't....he had 191 AB's last year...130 is the max before you use up your eligibility...Personally? I think it's too low still...I'd say under 300....or any votes in prior seasons...

 

[Lord Scalious]

It depends how many AB Machado had in 2012. If he had more than 150, then its a no.

191

So nope

Yeah. I'm drawing a Blank on a Rookie in the AL that has stood out....

 

[PeteNYC]

i didn't say he was.. i am just fine with him. mistakes will be made.

L O L

The roided out .199 hitter is yelling at his teammates and manager - "boys will be boys "

 

[Ron Burgundy]

All weekend long Snoogins has been scheming for a way to "put it to me" since it blew up in his face on Friday.
Apparently the homemade pruno and huffing of ether while organizing his thoughts didn't quite work out as planned.

Drinky dranky drunk drinks!

Sake/caca plays MTG... It's cool... Pickle does too and has said himself that it's a fun game.

 

[Kate Upton]

You can't leave Gattis out of the NL ROY either.

Nope, you can't.

He'd probably even win it if the vote were today because of the feel good story attached to him, but I'd personally vote for Miller today.

 

[PeteNYC]

who gave up four runs in the first inning???

"retard PeteNYC! thinks Morrow gave up 4 runs in the first inning -it was only 3 PeteNYC the retard! BWAHAHA " -#heatinatorservesitup

 

[heatwave31]

L O L

The roided out .199 hitter is yelling at his teammates and manager - "boys will be boys "

1st. it was 4 runs in the first
now it's .199 hitter

guess who is 0-2 today in gotcha post

 

[RedSoxWorrld]

We'll find out in the coming weeks...

Isn't he hurt again?

-

next start vs. the whining Jays 2 runs in 8 innings

sore collarbone, said he slept on it funny and if it were september, he wouldnt have missed a start

 

[Mike Oxlodge]

Right now I got Connor Gillespie.

 

[Sake Bomb Sam]

Swift Boot veterans? Had no idea they were MTG players

We aren't.
But Snoogins likes to pretend I am playing with him. I just sit there and pretend to fuck his imaginary wife while his invisible kids are forced to watch.

 

[Kate Upton]

that shouldnt matter for Cy young

Nope, but it does.

And more importantly, so does the market he plays in.

 

[Mike Oxlodge]

By the end of the year its gonna be Profar of Texas.

 

[Ron Burgundy]

We aren't.
But Snoogins likes to pretend I am playing with him. I just sit there and pretend to fuck his imaginary wife while his invisible kids are forced to watch.

 

[Rock Strongo]

By the end of the year its gonna be Profar of Texas.

hes only replacing kinsler right?

how will he manage the AB's?

 

[Sake Bomb Sam]

Drinky dranky drunk drinks!

Sake/caca plays MTG... It's cool... Pickle does too and has said himself that it's a fun game.

Playing MTG isn't cool....never has been....never will be.

 

[Down38st8]

Remember when Toronto was on their way to piling up another win today?

 

[Mike Oxlodge]

And Gattis and Mccann go back to back.

 

[Kate Upton]

By the end of the year its gonna be Profar of Texas.

PT is going to be an issue with him.

When Kinsler comes back, does Profar get any?