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So long DT

OregonDucks

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confused as hell. but good luck.
 

SeeYouNT

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See Ya, Darron.

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A couple buddies came up with this:

Top 10 Reasons DT Declared for the NFL Draft:

10) Nervous about the pending investigation and a ruling that we will not be bowl eligible next year (I hope not)
9) Drew Rosenhaus convinced him that he is the next Cam Newton
8) Didn't want to risk injury (pussy)
7) He's got a baby on the way and needs to provide for the family if you know what I mean
6) Taking inspiration from Tebow, he has become a man of god and is relying on his lord and savior to get him drafted
5) Who's Dennis Dixon?
4) He's flunking out of school
3) He didn't want to lose the starting job to a white guy
2) Misunderstood a draft evaluation that had him as a 3rd round draft pick in the Canadian Football league
1) Him and Cliff Harris went out joyriding again, but when they got pulled over this time they hadn't "smoked it all" leading to trouble with the law, leading to an indefinite suspension from Chip

;)
 
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