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So Has Michigan Called You Yet?

Wild Turkey

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Texas Jefe

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Well, they did. But they were probably just checking off a box (need to interview at least one guy from Texas, kinda like some of the other 'requirements' they need to check off)

I told them I love the fight song, maybe the best in CFB. Plus, I like the Big House, the unis, the tradition, etc.

But, it's just too friggin cold for me. Plus, you cant see Texas from way up there. So, I politely took my name off the list.

Seriously, hope they turn it around, as the CFB world needs them to be good.
 

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Wait...was that a yes or a no??
 

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I was ready to accept the offer from Michigan, but the deal fell through after I insisted that Russell Crowe and Leonardo Di Caprio and Ashton Kutcher and Kate Upton and Derek Jeter be part of my Wolverines staff.



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Oh man, did we ever get burned. Got arguably the best coach in football, who has averaged 12 wins per year since 2008 and won the SEC and BCS titles 3 times. I hope we continue to get burned if thats what you want to call burned.

I meant more along the lines of how your coach lies -- so when he quoted Nick Saban it was about as good as a book in Ohio.
 

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Amateur...no worries Wisconsin should open back up in two years but in the meantime get a freakin agent please.

He'll remember what to do in 2017 when the Michigan job opens up again.
 

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So Jim keeps calling me asking if he should take the job and I'm not sure what to tell him. Is it really worth 8mm a year? I'm thinking hold out for the Miami Dolphins and enjoy South Beach but I thought I would get other opinions before I advise him.
 

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Now Harbaugh is calling the house wanting me to commit. Had to break it to him my playing days are over but wished him well.

Just wanted to give you guys a heads up in case a number comes up on your phone that you don't recognize.
 

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He's been cited frequenting Florida pools looking for gators to take north.

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I meant more along the lines of how your coach lies -- so when he quoted Nick Saban it was about as good as a book in Ohio.

isn't Ohio where Michigan comes to find their best? Like their current coach and last 2 Heisman winners? Oh and don't forget about Bo.
 

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He's been cited frequenting Florida pools looking for gators to take north.

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Gators, Huskers, Buckeyes, Bruins, Trojans, Longhorns... JH and co. are working the country.


Durkin's Florida ties will hopefully pay off.
 

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