so fellas, why do we drink

[boomtown]

but why not

 

[ugafan6612]

we just do

 

[antone112]

Helps me forget about my small penis

 

[TexasMan]

To get drunk.



Why do we roll smoke?

 

[bone3421]

to get high

why must i live out the songs that i wrote

 

[Uman5]

Have you seen the Miami Hurricanes play?

 

[LSU]

Helps me forget about my small penis

Thanks for reminding me ...someone pass me the hard shit.

 

[1995nationalchamps]

to get high

why must i live out the songs that i wrote

To get laid!

But seriously, we drink because of crippling chemical dependency

 

[HawkeyesRuleURFace]

I drink to get drunk

 

[JohnRandle]

Helps me forget about my small penis

I like to think my wife has an extra large vagina, and drinking helps.

 

[BadMotoWeazal]

I don't drink to get drunk anymore. Not saying that it doesn't happen. But mostly a few bourbons & 4-5 beers during a night & I'm feeling good.


Why do I do it? Because I can.