Shohei Ohtani

[SlinkyRedfoot]

One guy isn't gonna change things, but that doesn't mean they don't need to sign up a big bat or great arm to help the process and the team get better.

There you go, Terry! I knew you would eventually be able to effectively express your thoughts via the written word!

If only you had written that in the first place, we wouldn't have even had this exchange!

 

[Yo Tee]

There you go, Terry! I knew you would eventually be able to effectively express your thoughts via the written word!

If only you had written that in the first place, we wouldn't have even had this exchange!

I did write that. 52 minutes ago. So it is that you can't read. I knew it.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

The Angels need to build from their farm system or they need to pull a Yankees and sign up a huge bat or arm.

One guy isn't gonna change things, but that doesn't mean they don't need to sign up a big bat or great arm to help the process and the team get better.

These don't mean the same thing.

 

[Yo Tee]

These don't mean the same thing.

OMG this is getting annoying. Because you can't read, obviously, I've attached a screenshot for you. I hope this puts an end to this.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

OMG this is getting annoying. Because you can't read, obviously, I've attached a screenshot for you. I hope this puts an end to this.

"those quotes of mine... I didn't write them"

lolz

Here, just take one already:

Spoiler

 

[Yo Tee]

"those quotes of mine... I didn't write them"

lolz

Here, just take one already:

Spoiler

I only take crazy straws, these aren't crazy enough for me.

 

[Mondo Jay]

Ohtani goes 4-4 with 2 home runs after finding out he might need Tommy John.

Unbelievable. Maybe being a badass hitter will be his long-term future. Amazing what he has done at the plate only playing a few days a week.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

I only take crazy straws, these aren't crazy enough for me.

MY MAN!

So, you wanna go camping?

 

[StanMarsh51]

 

[navamind]

145 OPS+ and 4.5 WAR (batting) as well

 

[navamind]

Mariners fans never wanted him

 

[Cedrique]

Ohtani goes 4-4 with 2 home runs after finding out he might need Tommy John.

Imagine what this guy could do if they told him he had AIDS




yeah, I know it took me 10 months to come up with that, but I still think it was worth it