Sheldon Souray update - remember him?

[puckhead]

Now he's apparently too slow for the AHL
Speed of Souray scares off Rangers' scouts - sportsnet.ca WAP


so here's a pic of his ex-wife.

 

[dash]

Harry Burns: "Shel? Sheldon? No, no, you did not have great sex with Sheldon."
Sally Albright: "I did too."
Harry Burns: "No you didn't. A Sheldon can do your income taxes, if you need a root canal, Sheldon's your man... but humpin' and pumpin' is not Sheldon's strong suit. It's the name. 'Do it to me Sheldon, you're an animal Sheldon, ride me big Shel-don.' Doesn't work."

 

[KennyBanyeah]

The Rangers are welcome to Sergei Gonchar. He has plenty of foot speed. Too bad he generally uses it to 1) Overskate the puck, or 2) Make damn sure he isn't involved in any form of physical contact.