TheRobotDevil
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A poem about a game, and the consequences thereof.
The Lightning forecheck does not generate
the pressure Philly does anticipate.
And so the Flyers stall and hesitate
while fans and viewers both are quite irate
and Lavi calls the refs to start debate.
He questions their skill to officiate
and with whom their mothers agreed to mate.
The Flyers PP starts to dominate
but in the third the Bolts retaliate
and overtime decides the two teams' fate.
Now to you few who like to commentate
on traps and zones and who is forced to skate
in anger no young pics of girls can bate
and in that foul rage howl and hiss and spate
I urge you all - please give not in to hate
but in each other to strive to relate
for in all men, there exists something great
whether proud or of a more humble gait.
So do not yield to hatred of great weight;
seek out the path of justice long and straight,
and of your fellow brothers contemplate
except tilo - he's two women to date!
(If this poem in all its wretched state
you feel of a mood to appreciate
then know that higher a man could not rate
than he who sees the rep and clicks donate.)
IAMBIC PENTAMETERS GONNA PENTAMETE, BITCHES.
Only read the first page..... wtf is this shit boys control yourselves
I'm going to the Sens and Leafs board to see if they have any nice things to say about the Sabres,
Moderators gonna moderate.![]()
beat me to it
you science-lovin' bastard