Second cup of Coffee Talk

[Comeds]

Sick and tired of feeling undervalued and unwanted at my job so I grabbed three women's asses today figuring being fired would be better.

Not fired.
I behaved too long and my company's three strike policy reset so the one complaint is strike one.
One woman smiled and never issued a complaint. (number in my pocket)
One was accidentally a guy, but Sebastion was warned about his figure and his flowing locks. (number in my pocket)

 

[dash]

Rex with a not so veiled shot...

 

[jstewismybastardson]

I better go see if Home Depot has the Husky contractor garbage bags on sale

 

[dash]

We need more Republican senators like Collins and Murkowski...

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Wow

 

[jstewismybastardson]

The story

 

[jstewismybastardson]

This could be the new “everything is fine”

 

[elocomotive]

This could be the new “everything is fine”

Man... some dude one hole over just smoked his drive!

 

[elocomotive]

Eloco Presents...
Lessons on What People Are

PETA: Animals are people, too.
Fact Check: Nope, people are people.

Supreme Court: Organizations and businesses are people under Citizens United.
Fact Check: Nope, people are people.

Trump: Immigrants are "animals."
Fact Check: Nope, people are people.

This has been Lessons on What People Are. Have a lovely day!

 

[forty_three]

What matters: Spelling.
What doesn't matter: Facts, reason, probability, reality

 

[sbb122]

JFC. Our country is a fucking mess.


Oh yeah , this bitch also has a photo of herself hanging out with Richard Spencer.

 

[elocomotive]

Not a lot of meat on that bone.

Also, did he seriously just call a Justice Department investigation "illegal?" People have literally already pled guilty to crimes. Honestly, what an insecure dummie.

I hope our President has a heart attack.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

 

[forty_three]

Bill Gates draws laughs at Trump’s expense, says president confused HIV with HPV

 

[dare2be]

Bill Gates draws laughs at Trump’s expense, says president confused HIV with HPV

Yeah, I'm not turning off my ad blocker to read it.

 

[forty_three]

Yeah, I'm not turning off my ad blocker to read it.

Highlights:
- They were at an event, Trump was there and left. Arrived again a few minutes later by helicopter as guests showed up.
- Trump keenly aware of Gates' daughter's appearance, Mrs Gates was not pleased with that
- Trump referred to himself in the third person "Trump hears that you don't like what Trump is doing"
- Didn't know what the difference between HPV and HIV were

 

[dash]

This is the third school shooting in the past seven days and the 22nd since the beginning of the year in the States.

Santa Fe High School shooting in Texas: 8 deaths reported - CNN

 

[Comeds]

This is the third school shooting in the past seven days and the 22nd since the beginning of the year in the States.

Santa Fe High School shooting in Texas: 8 deaths reported - CNN

Nope, fake news. Texas has open carry laws, gun violence does not happen there.

 

[KennyBanyeah]

This is the third school shooting in the past seven days and the 22nd since the beginning of the year in the States.

Santa Fe High School shooting in Texas: 8 deaths reported - CNN

Questions being pondered by the Trump admin. as they prepare a statement which they will or will not deliver depending on certain elements of the incident:

Was the suspect an evil animal (from Mexicarabia) or a very sick person (from non-shithole country of origin)?

Were the victims ungrateful SOBs (black and may enjoy football) or very fine people (bigoted conglomerations of walking human waste)?

Have thoughts and prayer ALREADY been delivered to the victims families?

What's crooked Hilary up to these days?

Where's my bucket of fried chicken? Don't they have fried meat things in Texas? Should we go?

How is this the marathon runner's (Obama) fault?


Stay tuned!!

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]