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dash

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Hillary likes the BBC.

/Big Bill Clinton
//British Broadcasting Corporation
 

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Trump: You should stand for the anthem. You should love your country.
NFL Player: I do love my country, but I protest certain things about it and I'm using my position as a public figure to make that heard. Free speech is a founding principle of our country.
Trump: I don't want anyone saying America isn't great!
NFL Player: But isn't your slogan "Make America Great Again."
Trump: Yeah, so?
NFL Player: Doesn't that directly imply you think it's not great at the moment but you're hopeful for change to improve that, kinda like me?
Trump: ...
 

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Lee Greenwood's "God Bless the USA" is a total piece of shit. I can't stand that song.
You're just upset you're not as patriotic as he is. Proof:

Lee Greenwod:
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Elocomotive:
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(Edit: I'm being told that is not a picture of Elocomotive. Until it can be "verified" that it's not, I will leave it up and let the public decide.)
 

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Elocomotive:
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(Edit: I'm being told that is not a picture of Elocomotive. Until it can be "verified" that it's not, I will leave it up and let the public decide.)

Well that's out of context. I had to shave my legs for a swimming game.

(Note: Way too much hair, Comeds. Try again.)
 

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For the record, I love "American the Beautiful" and the "Battle Hymn of the Republic." I just hate Lee Greenwood's piece of tacofuck song.

Also for the record, Comeds...


Jk... or am I? Muaahahahah ahahahahahahaahah
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH (cough couhg.... cough...)
this damn bronchitis (cough)
 
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Trump: You should stand for the anthem. You should love your country.
NFL Player: I do love my country, but I protest certain things about it and I'm using my position as a public figure to make that heard. Free speech is a founding principle of our country.
Trump: I don't want anyone saying America isn't great!
NFL Player: But isn't your slogan "Make America Great Again."
Trump: Yeah, so?
NFL Player: Doesn't that directly imply you think it's not great at the moment but you're hopeful for change to improve that, kinda like me?
Trump: ...

Please. This isn't how this would go. There isn't even a single "Fake News!" in there!
 

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Speaking of Fake News...

All of the women who have accused Trump of sexual harassment are lying, the White House says

I can't even comprehend this level of sleaze, honestly.

I know you like to science. I do too. And I statistic too.

I've found myself, in recent years, thinking about the stats behind situations like this. Assuming a random distribution of liars in the female demographic the odds that all of these women are lying is off the charts. Basically statistically impossible.
 
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