Second cup of Coffee Talk

[elocomotive]

Zero is a level just like round is a shape, right?

Keep 'em coming, Dash. I can do this all day and the Internet has no shortage of Jensen Ackles gifs (i even know his name now).

 

[Comeds]

 

[Comeds]

I'd start closing in on Comeds's lead in trips to HR pretty quickly, I suspect.

yeah, but all mine are legit misunderstandings that could happen to anyone.

 

[forty_three]

For a straight guy, Trump sure does love keeping around dudes that are constantly sucking him off.

(not that's there anything wrong with it, the sucking part... the lack of confidence part is very concerning)

You and Stephen Colbert are offensive and Un-American. I am writing to your advertisers RIGHT NOW

 

[jstewismybastardson]

good pivot lol

 

[elocomotive]

You and Stephen Colbert are offensive and Un-American. I am writing to your advertisers RIGHT NOW

I have good news on the length of time that task will take you.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

 

[dash]

What's the over/under on Spicer's longevity as press secretary? I'm setting the line at 6 months.

Not to toot my own horn, but rooty toot toot

 

[Darkstone42]

This "SNL" Writer Is Responding To Trump's Tweets Like They're Texts And It's Actually Really Funny

 

[thedddd]

Well, I guess the White House just got less Spicey.

I'm mostly concerned about how this affects SNL.

I would love for him to come on and make fun of himself with Melissa McCarthy.

 

[thedddd]

In tweet storm, Trump decries ‘illegal leaks’ and asserts ‘all agree’ he has complete power to pardon

 

[elocomotive]

In tweet storm, Trump decries ‘illegal leaks’ and asserts ‘all agree’ he has complete power to pardon

He's having a meltdown tantrum this morning. They should make sure he gets a nap today.

 

[sbb122]

He's having a meltdown tantrum this morning. They should make sure he gets a bullet in his brain today.

FTFY #MAGA

 

[jstewismybastardson]

 

[elocomotive]

Also, with all insurance for everything.

So the guys who don't know what insurance costs or how it works are going to craft a plan for all of us. No wonder they thought it was going to be easy.

 

[dash]

Some of the replies to this tweet are fantastic


Trump's New Spokesman Tweeted A Fake Mark Twain Quote, Hilarity Ensues

 

[forty_three]

Trump said in the campaign that if I voted for Hillary I'd be stuck with a criminal president under constant federal investigation from day one.

Turns out he was right. I voted for Hillary and now I'm stuck with a criminal president under constant federal investigation from day one.

 

[Comeds]

Trump said in the campaign that if I voted for Hillary I'd be stuck with a criminal president under constant federal investigation from day one.

Turns out he was right. I voted for Hillary and now I'm stuck with a criminal president under constant federal investigation from day one.

But her emails!

 

[sabresfaninthesouth]

But her emails!

1/10

Needs a little more Benghazi.

Maybe a quip about not being able to satisfy Bill.

 

[forty_three]

My Daughter Was Murdered in a Mass Shooting. Then I Was Ordered to Pay Her Killer’s Gun Dealer. – Mother Jones

I simply cannot fathom how anyone can look at this and say everything is fine. That we don't need to change anything.

If you're keeping track, the company that owns the theater these people were murdered in got money from the victims' families, AND the gun dealer who sold the fuckwad 4,000 rounds of ammo was also granted money from the victims' families.