Scott Boras Metaphor Generator

[navamind]

LOL

The Scott Boras Metaphor Generator will explain exactly what’s going on at the Winter Meetings

My client is like a foul-mouthed macaw that inspects a bandicoot. You don't want him to flip that table, not even for a second.

My client is like a queen that disputes a jet plane. You don't want him to squat over the moon, not even for a second.

My client is like a birthday that sings like a harmonica. You don't want him to punish the jaywalker, not even for a second.

 

[Fountain City Blues]

This thread has potential. 5 tool potential.

 

[Guy Incognito]

Is there one that compares Oliver Perez to Sandy Koufax?

 

[navamind]

This thread has potential. 5 tool potential.

this thread's a big squirrel with a lot of nuts in it's tree

 

[Fountain City Blues]

Prestige value!

 

[navamind]

My client is like a history teacher that invokes a VW Bug. You don't want him to trudge back to grammar school, not even for a second.

My client is like a cook that spikes a gallon of milk. You don't want him to rig the election, not even for a second.

My client is like a doggie that inspects a garage door. You don't want him to giggle at more misfortune, not even for a second.

 

[Guy Incognito]

 

[navamind]

“In the big world, when you go to the zoo and half the bears are asleep, you are not able to enjoy the zoo as it should be,” he said Wednesday.

Boras bashes lack of competition, senses faster-paced market

 

[nynasty]

“If this were baseball Christmas, there would be 30 stockings who would want a lump of Cole.”


Accurate, but oh so corny.