Sarah and Hymie

[mbhhofr]

Last night, Sarah and Hymie got into bed and Hymie said, "Sarah, I want you should give to me a blow job."

Sarah said, "No, you know I never give you one."

Hymie replied, "I know you never gave me one, but remember 45 years ago, on our wedding night, when I asked you to give me a blow job and you said, when the Los Angeles Kings should win the Stanley Cup, then I'll give you a blow job."

 

[DevilishWon]

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[Eddie_Shack]

Bob, Joe, and Joe's wife are out fishing on a hot summer day. It's nearing noon, the sun is high in the sky, and the group is sweltering in the boat. Joe stands up and says "This is ridiculous, I'm going for a swim in the lake to cool off".

Joe jumps in the water and disappears. About a minute later, a few bubbles come up but there's no sign of Joe. "Oh crap", exclaims Bob, "Joe doesn't know how to swim!".

So Bob jumps in after Joe, and in a few minutes swims back up and throws a lifeless body in the boat. Joe's wife is in tears, panicking, but remembering her CPR training begins to give Joe mouth to mouth. After a few minutes, she leans over the side of the boat and pukes.

"My God, I don't ever remember Joe's breath being THIS bad!", she says, hanging over the side of the boat.

"Yeah", says Bob, "And I'm pretty sure when he jumped overboard he wasn't wearing that snowmobile suit".