Rise and shine, bitches! It's Opening Day!

[Rod Freakin' Dangerfield]

Luke Jackson should be pelted with sharp stones until moderately injured.

Then shot.

Moderately?!

 

[RobToxin]

How about that Rangers pitching staff?

Last time I saw somebody get hit that hard, Mike Tyson was fighting Peter McNeeley.

 

[Pure Steel]

Mets have planned a parade....Canyon of Heroes next week......Date & time to be determined....stay tuned.....

 

[Gopherfan84]

Time of Game: 2:18

Well, we made the commissioner's office happy today. Not the fans that wanted to see anything resembling a competent offense though.

 

[Rod Freakin' Dangerfield]

How about that Rangers pitching staff?

Last time I saw somebody get hit that hard, Mike Tyson was fighting Peter McNeeley.

I guess you didn't watch the Braves bullpen enter the fray yesterday?

 

[RobToxin]

I guess you didn't watch the Braves bullpen enter the fray yesterday?

We may both have to retract and give it to the Diamondbacks.

8 home runs allowed in one game?

Damn.....