Ron Burgundy
I look good...
I'm used to these 2 Boston fans utilizing only the stats that make their player look favorable, and ignoring the more important stats that make the other player look un-favorable, it's what they do, and it always backfires badly
But the Pedroia Trout comp is one that may take the cake
Raw HRs, RBIs and FUCKING STOLEN BASES are "the more important stat" when identifying who the better hitter is...
Stupid Boston fans "cherry picking" things like Batting average, slugging %, OBP and OPS+....
You're losing... HORRIBLY...