Pre-SummerSlam thread

[DoobeeDoobeeDoo]

Apparently Sheamus has been missing from competition and has been spotted in Ireland where they are filming the new Star Wars movie. Apparently Sheamus has played Darth Vader before in promotional tours. Hmmm....Rumors abound. WWE also released Richardo Rodriguez a few days ago. RIP.

That would be awful if Sheamus plays Darth Vader

 

[RobToxin]

Prediction:

Blaming her sister for all her beatdowns in handicap matches, Nikki turns heel and helps Stephanie beat Brie.

And still no one will care.

 

[Inimical]

Prediction:

Blaming her sister for all her beatdowns in handicap matches, Nikki turns heel and helps Stephanie beat Brie.

And still no one will care.

Sounds about right. This will lead them into the next fake season of total who gives a shit.

 

[DoobeeDoobeeDoo]

Prediction:

Blaming her sister for all her beatdowns in handicap matches, Nikki turns heel and helps Stephanie beat Brie.

And still no one will care.

That's how I see it going as well. Nikki turns on Brie for abandoning her.

 

[Inimical]

I want to see some ass slappin in that match.

 

[DoobeeDoobeeDoo]

I want to see some ass slappin in that match.

I feel bad that Steph has to bring herself down to this level just to hype up Brie. They've hyped her up so much since Total Divas it's sad. She still sucks on the mic too. Only thing I really hate about Daniel Bryan is that he's married to Brie.

 

[DoobeeDoobeeDoo]

Too bad AJ didn't do the reality show, all that they invested into Brie would've been better spent on AJ. Especially now that she's with CM Punk.

 

[johnson]

King and JR were good, Bobby Heenan was great. Cole and JBL were terrible for a long time. I liked when Cole was a heel, but he's faded into nothingness now. JBL has improved and has some great moments, but nothing like the old school.

I like his "SPEAR! SPEAR! SPEAR!" It's an echo of when JR would go nuts over a move.

 

[DoobeeDoobeeDoo]

King and JR were good, Bobby Heenan was great. Cole and JBL were terrible for a long time. I liked when Cole was a heel, but he's faded into nothingness now. JBL has improved and has some great moments, but nothing like the old school.

I like his "SPEAR! SPEAR! SPEAR!" It's an echo of when JR would go nuts over a move.

I like JBL, I don't get why so many people hate him (not you but a lot of people on the interwebz). He's not as great as Jerry Lawler from back in the day but he does a great job as a heel commentator. Biggest problem is that he's way smarter than Michael Cole. Makes it hard to take the face commentary seriously.

 

[DoobeeDoobeeDoo]

I think it's funny how when he was a wrestler he was racist against Mexicans but now refers to Alberto Del Rio as Mexico's greatest export.

 

[anotheridiot]

WWE: Dave Batista Blasts Brock Lesnar As A Part Time WWE Superstar

 

[DoobeeDoobeeDoo]

WWE: Dave Batista Blasts Brock Lesnar As A Part Time WWE Superstar

I agree with him but he's not the one who should be saying it.

 

[Inimical]

but he is right lol

 

[DoobeeDoobeeDoo]

Just saw Guardians of the Galaxy, Batista was pretty good.

 

[johnson]

Only a few guys can pull off what Lesnar does. More power to him. Batista can't do it because these days, nobody cares if he's there or not. Everyone can hate Lesnar being only part time, but when he is there...people watch.

Adam Rose couldn't be part time.

 

[RobToxin]

It's too bad a lot of today's WWE fans never heard Jim Cornette when Corny was at the top of his game. Now there was one helluva heel.

 

[DoobeeDoobeeDoo]

It's too bad a lot of today's WWE fans never heard Jim Cornette when Corny was at the top of his game. Now there was one helluva heel.

Yup Mr NWA.

 

[anotheridiot]

It's too bad a lot of today's WWE fans never heard Jim Cornette when Corny was at the top of his game. Now there was one helluva heel.

He was about perfect, that tennis racket lol.

 

[DoobeeDoobeeDoo]

Matches per Wikipedia…

John Cena (c) vs. Brock Lesnar: singles match for the WWE World Heavyweight Championship

Bray Wyatt vs. Chris Jericho: singles match; Luke Harper and Erick Rowan are banned from ringside.

Brie Bella vs. Stephanie McMahon: singles match

Jack Swagger vs. Rusev: flag match

AJ Lee (c) vs. Paige: singles match for the WWE Divas Championship

Randy Orton vs. Roman Reigns: singles match

The Miz (c) vs. Dolph Ziggler: singles match for the WWE Intercontinental Championship

Dean Ambrose vs. Seth Rollins: TBA (will use a stipulation of Ambrose's choosing)

Doob's bold prediction: none of the champions will walk out of Summer Slam as champions, not even my precious AJ

 

[PCH]

Rumor is, Hogan's training for a last match, and that last match is none other than, .... drum roll... JOHN CENA. No joke. lol