Post here if your team has been stuck on seven wins for like, forever

[elocomotive]

 

[dash]

here

 

[jstewismybastardson]

All part of a master plan to go 7 - 7 - 7 and bring in more chinese ticket buyers

 

[forty_three]

OOH, OOH, WE'VE MADE IT TO SEVEN!!!

 

[sabresfaninthesouth]

OOH, OOH, WE'VE MADE IT TO SEVEN!!!

And fallen to second place in the Auston Matthews sweeps.

 

[forty_three]

And fallen to second place in the Auston Matthews sweeps.

LOTTERY WIN BABY

 

[dash]

You guys are dreaming if you think you have a chance of winning the draft lottery, the Oilers have this down to a science.

 

[forty_three]

You guys are dreaming if you think you have a chance of winning the draft lottery, the Oilers have this down to a science.

Party pooper.

Maybe whoever goes second overall will block shots.

 

[sabresfaninthesouth]

This one still makes me laugh, so I'll just drop it here:

The NHL Draft Lottery Power Rankings

The “Under Absolutely No Circumstances” Power Rankings

No. Just no.

5. Edmonton Oilers — They’re a tire fire, a train wreck, a running joke, a black hole from which no hope or happiness can ever escape. You might as well load McDavid into a nuclear submarine and fire him into the Mariana Trench.

4. Edmonton Oilers — Also, they already had the first overall pick three seasons in a row just a few years ago. Literally nobody wants this to happen.

3. Edmonton Oilers — Connor McDavid seems like a perfectly nice kid. Why would you do this to him? Why?

2. Kansas City Scouts — Wait, are they still in the league? No? OK, then in that case …

1. Edmonton Oilers — Look, I’m all for fairness and integrity, but if the Oilers win the lottery, then the league absolutely has to scrap the results and run it again. Don’t even delete the footage or try to cover it up — just have Bill Daly walk into the frame screaming, “Take two!” while angrily stuffing Ping-Pong balls back into the machine. Every hockey fan will understand.

 

[elocomotive]

And fallen to second place in the Auston Matthews sweeps.

Statues for Matthews?

 

[esls79]

It's been about 18 hours now - does that count as forever?

 

[forty_three]

Gosh, it was like three days. WHAT A NIGHTMARE

 

[dash]

Johnny Hockey with the OT winner to push the Flames to 8 wins on the season.

 

[elocomotive]

Lol. This was just a thread poking fun at Jstew's earlier thread which was poking fun at that guy from last year, but I like that it's become a "we got past 7!" thread. haha.

Gaudreau did it with some flare too, Dash. That was a sweet goal.

/Probably some additional significance for this Caps' fan b/c getting past 7 wins means you won't beat a certain record we hold.

 

[forty_three]

Lol. This was just a thread poking fun at Jstew's earlier thread which was poking fun at that guy from last year, but I like that it's become a "we got past 7!" thread. haha.

Gaudreau did it with some flare too, Dash. That was a sweet goal.

/Probably some additional significance for this Caps' fan b/c getting past 7 wins means you won't beat a certain record we hold.

Yes, all hail mighty midget :P

 

[dash]

 

[dash]

As nice as the GWG was, I like how Johnny put Duncan Keith's jock in row 8 last night...

 

[puckhead]

 

[elocomotive]

We're looking at you now, Colorado.

 

[forty_three]

I just don't have it in me to start a thread for 8 wins, but after last night, we could be here a while.